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gronking

masturbating so hard that your dick gets red and blood mixes in with your cum when you ejaculate. it creates blum
“I have been gronking all day and there is blum everywhere!”
by cwarsosn April 3, 2024
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gooking

when a guy is geeking and gooning at once
the gooking session was crazy so intense
by kleineTracy April 19, 2024
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Groving

the act of sticking your chin out in an angry manner
Dude look at that guy over there he is totally groving.
by Jace Cherry May 5, 2024
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Growing Ears

To not be doing anything.
"Hey what are you up to this afternoon?"
"Growing ears"
by Greeny95 May 8, 2024
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Gorking

Gorking is a term for masturbating while you have an object inside your anus.
Jessica: Philip, what were you doing yesterday? My parents were expecting to meet you...
Philip: Sorry, I was stuck gorking the whole day. It's this thing when you jerk off while you have something in your ass.
by Gooner24 June 3, 2024
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Groningen

When you do a poo and it’s very long so it touches the water whilst still connected to your ass.
I just did a Groningen, I was worried that it was going to choke the toilet but thankfully it flushed away without any problems.
by Longpooman June 16, 2024
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Groningen

When you do a poo and it’s very long and with structural integrity so it touches the water whilst still connected to your ass.
I just did a Groningen, was worried it might choke the toilet but thankfully it flushed with no problems
by Longpooman June 16, 2024
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