gronking

masturbating so hard that your dick gets red and blood mixes in with your cum when you ejaculate. it creates blum

“I have been gronking all day and there is blum everywhere!”

by cwarsosn April 3, 2024

gooking

when a guy is geeking and gooning at once

the gooking session was crazy so intense

by kleineTracy April 19, 2024

Groving

the act of sticking your chin out in an angry manner

Dude look at that guy over there he is totally groving.

by Jace Cherry May 5, 2024

Growing Ears

To not be doing anything.

"Hey what are you up to this afternoon?"
"Growing ears"

by Greeny95 May 8, 2024

Gorking

Gorking is a term for masturbating while you have an object inside your anus.

Jessica: Philip, what were you doing yesterday? My parents were expecting to meet you...
Philip: Sorry, I was stuck gorking the whole day. It's this thing when you jerk off while you have something in your ass.

by Gooner24 June 3, 2024

Groningen

When you do a poo and it’s very long so it touches the water whilst still connected to your ass.

I just did a Groningen, I was worried that it was going to choke the toilet but thankfully it flushed away without any problems.

by Longpooman June 16, 2024

Groningen

When you do a poo and it’s very long and with structural integrity so it touches the water whilst still connected to your ass.

I just did a Groningen, was worried it might choke the toilet but thankfully it flushed with no problems

by Longpooman June 16, 2024