Greasy Blair

an idiotic person's hair.
oily, dirty, stinky hair.

"Eww look at that hobbo's Greasy Blair damn thats discusting!"

by Jeffhansd January 20, 2009

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greasy sausage

A person who takes Gods and brainwashes them from Gucci to Goodwill

"Steve! Stop being a Greasy Sausage! Jeez!"

by Nylhcir Horan June 26, 2015

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Greasy Mechanic

A Mexican that fixes automobiles.

Get a greasy mechanic to fix your car.

by Andrea DGeorge Nor-Cal March 26, 2017

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Greasy teabag

1.(n)An improvised weapon that consists of a number of lug nuts placed in a sock and used to beat someone with.

a slock type of weapon but instead of a lock lug nuts are used.

You know George, the fat kid he picked his face so bad it looks like he was eating greasy teabags.

by DEADMEAT November 3, 2018

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The unfortunate walk to get a fresh roll of toilet paper immediately after defecating. Typically, a grease walk is required when the person defecating fails to ensure an adequate supply of toilet paper in advance of the defecation. The resulting walk to refill toilet paper is accompanied by a greasy smearing feature occuring in the buttocks as a result of the fresh, unwiped feces.

I took a dump last night only to discover the toilet paper roll was empty. I had to grease walk down the hallway to retrieve a fresh roll. It was disgusting.

by Eddie Quesadilla July 3, 2020

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Grease Goblin

A monster or an evil entity that does criminal or evil acts. If something goes wrong, its usually because Grease Goblin did it.

Niko: Someone stole my car and drove it into an orphanage
Alex: It was Grease Goblin....

by GreasyGrove March 27, 2023

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Hotty gets the Shotty

A phrase used, either ironically or seriously, to reserve the front passenger (a.k.a. shotgun) seat of a vehicle for yourself, under the pretense that you deserve to ride shotgun because of your good looks. Girls are more likely to say this than guys, but either sex can use it.

Sean: "Shotgun!"

Erin: "Nope, hotty gets the shotty!"

Sean: "WTF? Whatever, but I pick what we listen to."

Brigette: "ROFL you guys, just get in the car!"

by Ranbuknarlakingston November 27, 2011

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