granolagay

A homosexual male that is not interested in fashion, culture, or Broadway musicals but instead has more characteristics of a lesbian.

Examples) A gay man that wears Jesus sandals and doesn't bathe often. A gay man with a vegan diet, or a PETA membership. A gay man who is often mistaken as straight until he begins speaking.

Although Steve lived in Chelsea and often wore an "I'm Gay" t-shirt, people usually thought he was straight because of his Williamsburg-hippie style and dirty, untrimmed, beard, so he wasn't shocked to hear the other Chelsea boys call him a granolagay.

by toysrdave October 18, 2010

graco

A taco no self respecting Mexican or taco connoisseur would be caught dead eating. A taco that includes any non traditional ingredient such as ground beef, cheese, sour cream, lettuce, flour tortilla or has a hard shell. Origin - GRingo tACO.

I ordered two gracos with ground beef and extra cheese.

by Oddlynormal April 13, 2015

granolasexual

A heterosexual woman who is often mistaken for a lesbian. A woman who likes men but also happens to enjoy a vegan diet, loves intramural sports, and hates wearing make-up. The term was coined by New York comedian Rachael Parenta.

Stephanie loved playing flag football and hiking on weekends but she had trouble finding a boyfriend until her best friend pointed out that she was kind of a granolasexual.

by toysrdave October 18, 2010

granola fucker

a term used to describe modern day hippies and hippie movement revivalists.

hippie: Hey earth brah, wanna sign my petition to legalize marijuana?
guy 1: I'll sign, but only cuz I like my weed. Now go take a shower, you stank-ass granola fucker!!

by Son of Stone July 8, 2010

granola Rock

Music from the 1960's and early 1970's, whereas most of the lead singers have all died from a drug overdose.
or~
Newer bands, that are not popular, also known to some as indie music.

Nothing with loud drums that might increase blood pressure.

Granola Rock music is enjoyed by many hippies/tree huggers, while bragging on their extreme enviromentalist behavior, and comparing who gets the greatest milage out of their Pruis.

Michelle spends her day caring for her behive and thinking of ways to recycle anything and everything, all the while, listening to her granola Rock music on her 8 track.

by Sheila shine November 16, 2012

granola

Usually found in the northern Rocky Mountains of the continental United States. Often mistakenly linked with hippies, however have no over-arching motivations for societal progress. Instead are focused solely on spending the majority of their time engaging in outdoor recreational pursuits. Despite never having held a full-time job, granolas usually manage to purchase several thousand dollars worth of over-priced outdoors equipment (i.e. skis, kayaks, rock climbing gear) which they strap to their over-burdened 1995 Subaru Legacy station wagons. When not actively outdoors, granolas can be found together in small to medium sized packs smoking marijuana, listening to the String Cheese Incident and Jack Johnson, and watching Warren Miller videos.

90% of the "locals" found in Jackson, Wyoming are granolas.

by NooneYouKnow June 17, 2008

granola shoes

The old man hiking shoes that are worn daily by embarrassing dads, uncles, and on occasion grandfathers.
Description: The weird rubber/mesh sandal looking roman shoes that strap around you foot a gazilaon times with hideous amounts of Velcro to secure in your precious piggies. Yet with large openings for air to flow thru your feet to keep them fresh while letting in parasites and creepy crawlies.
All in all, a wanna bee hippie tree-hugging old man fad that must die

Dude whats with the granola shoes?

They are mere hiking sandals with mesh siding and leather straps, that i use for everyday activities to formal occasions. Oh and 10% of my purchase helped an independent company plant a tree in the amazon!--thus making them nongranola ie

by yovanna July 3, 2008