The gift of goodbye

A sarcastic parting commentary offered upon the exit of a particularly offensive or distasteful relationship.

So, I heard that you're no longer working at the bank.
Oh, so true. They've jacked up my paycheck for the last time. I gave them the gift of goodbye.

by YAWA February 9, 2021

goodbye like

when having a conversation on facebook via wall-to-wall that has clearly ended, but you dont want to awkwardly leave the conversation, so you like the last post of the person you were talking to instead of saying goodbye or to avoid a run on conversation

sarah: OMG THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN
you: yeah we gotta do it again
sarah: yeah, but with a little less booze ;)
you: *like sarahs last wall post*

Matt: nice way to end the conversation with a goodbye like last night on facebook dude

by esrdtfyguhijokp November 29, 2010

Arlington Goodbye

When you're smashing your fresh slam-piece from behind, and you grab that bitch an Uber from her own phone.* Timing is crucial - schedule arrival within 3-5 minutes after your nut; enough time for her to get dressed, with minimal fallout. *Must acquire her phone password before coitus.

You: "Thanks for that ass. Your Uber's outside; don't miss it, you'll tank your rating."
Her: "WTF! Are you giving me an Arlington Goodbye???!!"
You: "Sooo.....your rating?"

by soullessbiker January 18, 2020

goodyear

a small town in Arizona that tries to make middle-class people feel like their really rich.

"Oh honey, let's live in goodyear to make ourselves feel better

by goodyear_resident December 15, 2003

GoodYear blimp

1) a blimp sponsored by GoodYear
2) a fat bitch

1) I saw the lights of the GoodYear blimp and it read: "Nick D's a PIMP!"
2) Get out of the way! The good year blimp's about to crash over there!!! Oh wait, that's just your mom on a trampoline. My bad!

by Nick D February 18, 2003

Goodyear

when a guy pulls his foreskin over the tip of his cock. he then pinchs the foreskin off, and takes a piss. making his foreskin swell up like a tire

his anteater foreskin can make huge goodyears

by one 2 three 4 April 18, 2009

goodank

(Goo-dank) another slang term for big black penis.

mike: becky likes goodank in her mouth

becky: after its been in your butt! oh crap...

by pirate_juice November 28, 2006