Goblin Angles

Similar to myspace angles, except much more hideous in real life and resembles an actual goblin. Subjects who utilize goblin angles are also prone to eating children, hanging out under bridges, and riddles.

Bro 1: Dude, did you see that chicas myspace? She is fine as hell.

Bro 2: Hellz yah bro! Chestbump!

Regular guy: Guys...have you seen her yet? Totally a gobbo. She's got the goblin angles goin like mad. Might as well call her Smeagol.

Goblin Angles by SammyBee August 19, 2008

Goblin's Taint 

Used to refer how cold the temperature is outside, in an extreme way.

Jeff: Dude it is seriously colder then a Goblin's Taint out here right now.

Adam: I know this, my balls just curled inside my anus like a goblin's punch.

Goblin's Taint by jeff detty February 4, 2009

Goblin Girl 

A girl who can be chaotic(usually due to ADHD), slightly mischievous in a cute/adorable manner, and also can get obsessive collector of a particular item/franchise.

Guy 1: Did you see all the Star Wars memorabilia Jessie had at her place?

Guy 2: I know! She almost tried to steal my Darth Vader sweatshirt. She’s a total Goblin girl.

Goblin Girl by Nutty_Poopsicle March 20, 2022

Goblin Mode Italian Style 

Living a life of hedonism and reckless abandon, but also eating pasta at the same time.

Dave's really given up on life, he's gone goblin mode Italian style.

Goblin Mode Italian Style by SesameYeet February 22, 2023

Goblin Screwdriver 

When having sex, the man lies on his back with erect cock upwards, whilst the man or woman having sex with him jumps into the air, bends over in air, and proceeds to 360 spin his/her asshole around said cock.

Man 1: Damnit, susan broke my dick off doing a goblin screwdriver, she needs aim!
Man 2: lol

Goblin Screwdriver by Ucant June 13, 2009

Goblin Teasmaid

Not, as commonly supposed, an automatic timer controlled tea making device from the 1970s, but a specialised role amongst the household servants of the 1870s.

Lord Limpwick retired to his room where he summoned young Fanny Hornblower, his faithful Goblin Teasmaid.

Goblin Teasmaid by Andy Carter March 26, 2004

Goblin Pussy 

An ugly ass mother fucker, oringinating in Northwest San Antonio, Texas, who talks shit and plays mister innocent all the time. He enjoys extra curricular activities such as gliding around on his glider and being violated in the asshole repeatedly by a lion looking motherfucker. He stars in such movies as Spiderman 1,2, and 3, Harry Potter 1,2,3, and 4, and Enchanted. There have been known to not shower, wash their hair, or brush their teeth. They are virgins, and will always be. They drop drumsticks alot. When witnessing a goblin pussy, please keep your distance and try not to look into their green pericing eyes.

Sergio: hey you Goblin Pussy where did you park your glider this morning?

Goblin Pussy:Eeeeeeeeeeee thats messed up...

Goblin Pussy by sed1209 May 18, 2009