The Maryland Gobble

When a man puts Maryland Blue Crab dip on his penis and it get gobbled off by the opposite sex.

We went to dinner and got the Maryland Blue Crab dip, when we went home we turned on Netflix, I commenced to put the dip on my penis and she gobbled it up. The Maryland Gobble was achieved.

by Savage1222RB March 7, 2022

Gobble-lung

Deadly disease of the lungs. Symptoms include: Inflammation of lungs and surrounding organs, coughing blood, weakness, nausea, and death.

Person 1: "I heard Liv coughing earlier. Think she's got the ol' gobble-lung."
Person 2: "Shame. It was nice knowing her."

by Gwundezeron December 3, 2022

COCK~GOBBLE

The sound he/she makes when getting throat fucked!

Are you ready to cock~gobble? It's gobble time!

by Str8sexychk February 8, 2023

gobble and go

The act of visiting a person just to perform a quick oral sex act and leave. Another one from JC out of Chicago.

Example: Lesa loved to visit his office for a quick Gobble and Go.

by JC The Janitor September 21, 2014

Hop and Gobble

A term used to describe the sexual act of a woman having intercourse on top and finishing the job with a hummer just before the man is about to cum.

A week in Mexico and all she gave me was the Hop and Gobble.

by Demian June 28, 2004

turkey gobble

Whenever a man shoves his balls back between his legs to show someone unfortunate enough to have answered... "No, I haven't seen a turkey gobble."

"Hey, ever seen a turkey gobble?"

by Innocent Bystander June 18, 2003

Gobble Gook

A gobble gook is another word for oral sex.

natasha come give me gobble gook

by Cgl_96 March 14, 2011