Gobble-lung

Deadly disease of the lungs. Symptoms include: Inflammation of lungs and surrounding organs, coughing blood, weakness, nausea, and death.

Person 1: "I heard Liv coughing earlier. Think she's got the ol' gobble-lung."
Person 2: "Shame. It was nice knowing her."

by Gwundezeron December 3, 2022

turkey gobble

When you fuck a girl with a semi-hard penis and the whole soft mess penetrates her.

"Daniel's turkey gobble went in her pussy good!"

"Daniel couldn't get hard, so he fucked her with his turkey gobble."

by turkeygobble June 23, 2018

Gobble honker

The black and white bird that lives in your neighborhoods backyard.

My neighbor has two gobble honkers.

by Your_lesbian_friend April 23, 2021

The Maryland Gobble

When a man puts Maryland Blue Crab dip on his penis and it get gobbled off by the opposite sex.

We went to dinner and got the Maryland Blue Crab dip, when we went home we turned on Netflix, I commenced to put the dip on my penis and she gobbled it up. The Maryland Gobble was achieved.

by Savage1222RB March 7, 2022

Hop and Gobble

A term used to describe the sexual act of a woman having intercourse on top and finishing the job with a hummer just before the man is about to cum.

A week in Mexico and all she gave me was the Hop and Gobble.

by Demian June 28, 2004

turkey gobble

Whenever a man shoves his balls back between his legs to show someone unfortunate enough to have answered... "No, I haven't seen a turkey gobble."

"Hey, ever seen a turkey gobble?"

by Innocent Bystander June 18, 2003

gobble goose

When an animal or person has big fat pouch under the chin, like a very noticeable fatty pouch, whether it be human or animal.

Good Lord! Did you see the size of the gobble goose on that potbelly pig?

That woman's gobble goose was so big that when she talked it jiggled to the point of distraction

by TDCJ 77 March 10, 2015