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goated on the keys

a person who plays to much games on computer.

plays to much fortnite} or pubg.
kid on mic: YOUR GOATED ON THE KEYS BROTHER, OMG!

you: thank you???????
by not goated lmao September 9, 2019
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THE MOST FUCKED UP THING THAT EVEN SATAN IS AFRAID OF WHAT ONE OF GODS CREATURES HAS MADE.
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JESUS NO DONT SEARCH IT UP HOLY FUCK
by anonymous March 20, 2021
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Goitered

Most commonly occuring during sporting events, it is when a ball lands right in front of/underneath a male and proceeds to bounce up and strike the underside of the scrotom and balls.
I was at the volleyball game the other day, and this kid got goitered and threw up! It was awesome!
by jfgetz21 June 16, 2009
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Cheese Grater

Depending of hetero or homo sexual, having the sex partner suck your dick while gently sliding his or her teeth up and down your cock.
After the prom you and your girlfriend are trying to do work. To get hard your girl not only sucks your dick but slides her teeth up and down your dick putting pressure on the dick making it hard as rock. If your girlfriend does this, she is giving you the Cheese Grater.
by Bill McHugh February 8, 2008
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Gooter

Abbreviation for a granny scooter. An old person's mobility scooter.
by tomtomh123 December 16, 2008
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Cheese Grater

Someone whose voice is so irritating and grating and dissonant that hearing is like rubbing a cheese grater up and down your face.
She's such a cheese grater.

Cheese Grater: twelve o'clock.

I hear her voice and think 'Shh shh. Your voice. My ears. Bad combination!' (Thanks Sleep Talkin' Man) Her new nickname is Cheese Grater.
by Lolchica February 22, 2010
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Cheese Grater

The act of dragging your sack across a person's face. This is done after shaving the male genitalia, then letting some stubble grow in and not washing for a few days to let some cheese (definitions 9 and 22) build up.
That was SOOOO money! I totally gave her the cheese grater!
by Original DC! April 17, 2010
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