gastromaniacal

Affected by an obsessive focus on a particular food.

More than once, his gastromaniacal zeal for hot dogs landed him in the dunny with the sharts.

by goodmanjm July 7, 2009

Gastimating

When your odometer goes on your tank,and you guestimate your how full your tank is

Kyle: dude how much longer can we drive?
Kevin: Idk bro, Im gastimating it.
Kyle:dude...

by chadbrochill34224 January 31, 2010

gastrocasual

A restaurant with a serious attitude to the food ('gastronomy') and a casual feel to the physical space and aesthetics.

I am really engaged with the gastrocasual trend occurring on the Los Angeles dining scene. Serious restaurateurs are placing innovative menus into relaxed, casual spaces. The aesthetics are stylish but casual, reflecting the attire of the consumer. Diners and patrons no longer want to dress up to enjoy fine dining, and creative chefs and restaurateurs are responding with great food in a relaxed space.

by theDukeofLA March 27, 2011

Gastroms

The quantifiable magnitude of fart repulsiveness which includes odor amplitude, and duration. This is measured on a scale of 1-10.

Deuce's fart was so bad! It had to be like 9.2 gastroms! I could have sworn he shat himself.

by Cango April 2, 2011

Gastroperv

A person who becomes sexually aroused in areas of food storage or preparation - Kitchen, Supermarket etc. or around food itself

"My boyfriend is such a Gastroperv, he always tries to touch me up when we are buying fish in Morrisons."

by Edmundo Mariello January 7, 2012

Gastonisize

To unfairly villainize or otherwise cast someone in a dark light.

To Gastonisize
Gastonisized
Gastonisizing

Heath chose not to share his TV with his roommate. His roommate got upset and immediately gastonisized him.

by Eekmin September 13, 2014

Gastimate

The mentally intricate and stresstospheric process of estimating how much gas there is still in the tank when there is no way to tell for certain because:

A. the fuel gauge does not work

B. it’s reached the point where the tank is so empty, it is pointless to look at the needle for any real information

C. Gastimating may also be resorted to when the gauge does work but there are no more funds for refilling the vehicle, thus the import of the Gastimate hinges in figuring out as closely as possible how far it may go / how long you may remain in a motor-engine transportable condition with the amount of fuel available. After said combustible liquid is used up, the prior means of transportation magically transforms into a simple sheltering mechanism, protecting against the elements but useless in other ways until gastoration occurs.

Gastimating properly is an essential survival talent or technique, particularly when driving at night through cities that do sleep and long stretches of empty roads.

"Your gastimate was incorrect, sorry to say. We're officially stranded in the middle of nowhere."

by madcopy April 7, 2015