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Glastonbury High School

A public school in the town of Glastonbury in which the majority of the students are rich and white with a Christian background. The school is a decent place to learn, but some of the teachers are absolutely terrible.

This school is extremely competitive when it comes to athletics and won’t take less than the best for any of it’s teams.

The school itself is just meh. It’s big but has the biggest drug problem ever. About 80% of the students vape or use drugs despite the school having multiple classes in which they showcase the awfulness of them. Having allergies at this school is not good because your eyes will be red and swollen and people will assume you are high.

Kids here like to flex their wealth and even will be judged based on their wealth. The rich kids with the most money and the ones that flex their money are always the most popular. They claim that they are poor and don’t have money for attention.

Overall, this school is full of druggies and spoiled brats.
That kid is from Glastonbury High School and they are rich and easy to rip off when it comes to drugs”
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Of or relating to an after sex vagina
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during a really hot session of sex, you sweat. however, this is not the kind of sweat during a normal workout at the gym...this is sex sweat. sex sweat is sweat that glistens off your body and looks super sexy. get that glisten refers to having a passionate night of sex where you "get that glisten" of sex sweat.
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(Devon walks in wearing a tux)

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Glastonbury Experience

N: An attempt to make a wonderfully romantic moment where absolutely everything goes completely wrong from the get go, and having a good outcome anyway.

Inspired by Graham Norton
"I took my date out and gave her a lovely Glastonbury Experience where food poisoning morphed into lovemaking."
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Your internet connections drops out just before the end of a large download. "What a gliatch!"
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Glastoboasting

Constantly dropping into conversation that you are attending Glastonbury aka the finest music festival in the world.
I cant stop Glastoboasting about this year's line-up. Think Beyoncé, U2 & Coldplay.
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