Glazed Donut

Term used in pornography and sex to describe when a butthole gets covered in semen.

He pulled out and glazed her donut.

by BShizzle December 2, 2004

glazed

Having been covered in sperm.

He glazed the girl's face, then immediately went soft.

by Rick101 October 1, 2005

glazed donut holes

The state of being during intercourse when female ejaculate coats the testicles therefore glazing your doughnut holes

That chick was riding me for so long she left me with glazed donut holes

by Colorawdo_crook November 16, 2015

southern glaze

a prominent, often perpetual perspiration beaded on a person's forehead while they live or stay in The Southern U.S. States because of heat and humidity. This looks cool and adds character to a blues singer but can be gross for anybody else.

Dude, use a hankie to wipe off that nasty southern glaze!

by busterboner August 28, 2009

Windshield Glazer

The act of saving up male goo-goo for months on in waiting for your friend to slip up. And then replacing the windshield wiper fluid with said goo-goo so when they go to wipe, it plasters their windshield with your hard work.

Tom was being a prick, so i decided to windshield glazer his ass! Been saving up for months!

by Johnny Twotoes November 24, 2009

glazed doughnut

when one has vaginal fluid dried and encrusted over face after serious session of muff-diving.

"I enjoy eating pussy.. I especially like when my face feels like a glazed doughnut in the morning."

by Laura Chatterton February 20, 2007

geezer jam

noun -- used whenever an old person is impeding your progress, either on the road or on the sidewalk, when you can't easily get around and are stuck in slow motion.

"We could make better time if we could just get around this geezer jam."

by Sanderling October 1, 2006