by swagmcswagger420 June 11, 2015
Get the 420 glaze it mug.1.Getting way way way too stoned. example: can't answer your cell phone, remember your middle name, or figure out who's at the front door.
2. being so stoned, the only thing you can do it just sit and chill. example: the effects of smoking too much Portland Weed, trying not to be Portland Bored.
3. a phrase first uttered infamously by Johnny Five
2. being so stoned, the only thing you can do it just sit and chill. example: the effects of smoking too much Portland Weed, trying not to be Portland Bored.
3. a phrase first uttered infamously by Johnny Five
Otto: "wow man. i was good after the first rip. how much did we end up smoking?"
John: "about an eigth"
Otto: " shit man, i am glazed"
John: "about an eigth"
Otto: " shit man, i am glazed"
by Alpha Cleezy August 18, 2006
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dude! clean up yer face!
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by YAWA March 8, 2020
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When a female is ashamed of the guy she wants to fuck, be it that he is unattractive, fat or has a small penis, yet she enjoys riding that penis, but not sucking, because its small and unattractive. The then process of the cumshot becomes a shame glaze.
by Nina Clerecuzio May 16, 2016
Get the Shame glaze mug.The unmistakeable look of resignation in a person's eyes when they realise their life will end in the next few moments.
Some say this is a look of incomprehensible terror, some say a mental breakdown, others that it's the retrospective of said person's existence playing to them. Whatever it is, you know the look when you see it.
The first few moments after the glaze are usually the happiest of said person's lifetime, for it is now that may relish true freedom.
Not only is the pain over very soon, but they know, for a finite number of seconds, they are essentially invincible.
Another rumour is that Death itself whispers the secret of life to the condemned just before expiration. If these prospects excite you, worry not. Your death glaze is on the way!
Some say this is a look of incomprehensible terror, some say a mental breakdown, others that it's the retrospective of said person's existence playing to them. Whatever it is, you know the look when you see it.
The first few moments after the glaze are usually the happiest of said person's lifetime, for it is now that may relish true freedom.
Not only is the pain over very soon, but they know, for a finite number of seconds, they are essentially invincible.
Another rumour is that Death itself whispers the secret of life to the condemned just before expiration. If these prospects excite you, worry not. Your death glaze is on the way!
At the Zoo:
"Dude, i just totally saw Carl's death glaze!"
"I'm not surprised. Why did you think it would be funny to get him drunk and chuck him into the lion enclosure?"
"Dude, i just totally saw Carl's death glaze!"
"I'm not surprised. Why did you think it would be funny to get him drunk and chuck him into the lion enclosure?"
by Tongueless Ghost of Sin August 6, 2009
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