Gib

The shortened pronunciation of gravity bong. Not GeEb. GeEb is just fucking gay.

“Hey wanna do some geebs?”

“Nigga tf is a geeb?! You mean Gib?”

by Lil Christy April 28, 2020

Gib

(Verb) A person who switches from one religious/a-religious position to another position without good reason. It is very startling, and can fuck over your colleagues.

Person A: I'm an atheist.

Time Passes
Person A: I'm a Muslim, now.

Person B: Shit, he pulled a gib.

by CliffHanger761 April 04, 2021

Gib

Used to define a person who seems to not be aware of their surroundings

“Look at that gib ass motherfucker, he’s lost as hell”
Or “That guy looks like a gib”

by Big pistoi January 01, 2024

shimmed a gib

when you are the next one in a farting contest and you let out some of the solids.

Sam: "you're next, Jon"
Jon: **brrrrrrrp** "whoops, I just shimmed a gib"

by nimst March 21, 2024

GIB IDWY

An acronym of Google It Bitch, I Don't Work for You. Used as a reply to someone who disingenuous demand sources they can google on their own in an online discussion

-Jill Stein's running mate wrote a rap song celebrating the October 7th massacre
- SOURCE!
- GIB IDWY.You can easily find out if it's true yourself.

by Emet0710 November 29, 2024

gib gob

to suck the gob

"hey, he suck gob lmao"
gib gob: to sucketh thy gobeth

by niggeragua32 April 16, 2021

The gib

The saddest bitch, he has two little kittens AKA his KIDS. He LOOOVVESSSS to give them a big tickle fight in the middle of the nudist beach. He loves helping his student once he gets to the code he gives all the help with his third leg. He is also a is an avid collecter of fine furnitrue. Such as the Wallace and Gromit clock.

The gib came so hard my code became filthy.

by dick and balls yb February 07, 2022