German Taco

After engaging in anal sex, the penis is dressed like German dish with sauerkraut and German toppings alike. The other individual performs fellatio on the German dish, which tastes similar to a regular German meal.

Most common toppings; Saurkraut, spicy mustard, cheese, and semen (best served hott)

Works well when accompanied with a Shitler (see term for more details)

I asked this slut what kind of food she was in the mood for. She said German, so I parked the car and made her a German Taco. Lesson: Always keep sauerkraut in you're car.

by @Longhairshortd September 22, 2012

German Shnouser

When you shit on somones chest then your face is stamped like an ink pad back into it

Goggles took a fat turd on dicko's chest then had his face pressed into it like stamping an ink pad. Thus the German Shnouser was preformed.

by Tim Y January 2, 2017

German Jackhammer

fucking a female/male in the ass violently while thrusting downward in a jackhammer motion. (boxing gloves are a must need for this strategy) As doing so... You aggressively strike your opponent in the kidneys until she/he spills human waste onto your penis. Once you are finished you stare into your opponents eyes and scream "ALL HAIL HITLER"

Guy 1: Bro you smell like ass!
Guy2: I just finished a bitch off with a German Jackhammer!
Guy1: Dude gnarly!!

by Pelvic Fuck Fest May 16, 2015

hungry German

The hungry German is a sexual activity where the person on top licks/eats custard from the other person's hair.

Can we do the hungry German tonight? I haven't had that much for supper today.

by henrytaylor May 22, 2018

German eater

Someone who is lying, (chatting shit)

About someone or somthing

Connor you haven’t had sex with more then 2 girls

“Connor reply’s, yes I have

Ad responds your such a German eater

by ThekillerG November 25, 2019

German sunglasses

Taking a dump on someone's face with the feces resembling a pair of glasses, then proceeding to piss into each eye socket to create the sunglasses lens.

I just gave her a pair of German Sunglasses

by Terance Lancaster May 6, 2022

german flashbang

When you fill a bottle of cum and make it explode on impact. It then explodes and cum goes everywhere, including people's eyes...

German soldier: German Flashbang out.
Russian soldier: it's in my

eyes

by Scout 411 June 14, 2017