geology

A pseudo-science that lies only a few steps above sorcery. Your typical geologist has his head up his ass and takes his field way too seriously.

Geology is such a sorry excuse for science.

by WesNile November 1, 2008

Geology

To be ‘geology’ is to be outwardly embarrassing but think you’re really funny

Joe: Hey look, all those guys are piling up on top of eachother!
Reece: That’s so geology..

by BigFatJapseye May 7, 2018

gerlach

When a man finishes on an inanimate object.

Damn, he gerlached all over that car!

by russellvilleAnonymous October 15, 2020

Gerdo Mälga

Giga chad, hes strong, smart and funny. if ur like gerdo ur the best.

Hey you look like gerdo mälga how did you get so strong.

by Kiisumiisu2022 December 12, 2022

geologist

a useless waste of space.

1.that dan is a complete geologist.
2.thats only a placebo, you may as well call the geologists.

by olly barham November 7, 2007

Geology

Not a real science. Just study rocks that you can't really tell apart. Students that want to be scientists that can't take this cause it's easy.

Your so stupid you could teach geology

by Memesarefunny November 30, 2018

geoloser

Someone who is a loser for being in a poor geographic location.

Aw man, you're such a geoloser for being in Norcal right now!

by UrbanDictionaryWhore March 24, 2008