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Pimp Master General

Term used by Scumbag Corps as a nickname of a individual named Yoh. He can convince any girl to do anything from him anytime anywhere.
Did Pimp Master General steal my girl by just saying "Uh yeah I eat atleast 2 Big Macs a day".
by Pride Valentine September 6, 2014
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Generalistically

Word invented by those unaware of the real word generally. Said individuals should be ashamed.
Generalistically the sky is blue.
by Beowulf80 November 21, 2010
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Ginger General

Any ginger role model that fellow gingers can look up to. Preferably a badass with the sight to lead the gingers above and beyond the hell on earth that they're stuck in.
Danny Bonaduce, Conan O'Brien, Ron Howard, Shaun White, and Ronald McDonald are possible candidates to rule the world as Ginger General and lead the gingers to complete genocide of every other race.
by Weej aka The Ginga Ninja July 21, 2006
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general fuck around

basicly almost self explanatory. If you need further explanation, when someone just hangs around the house or thier job or where ever they are and does whatever the fuck they want because they have nothing to do; its not a specific act. its a combination of various activities someone can do when they are bored.
Hey, whats up man? ... nothin, just hangin out, i have nothin to do today so im just gonna play general fuck around all day long
by MYNAMEIST January 28, 2007
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general grievous

one of the greatest villains ever to light up the silver screen. he appears in Star Wars, Episode 3, and leads the attack that kicks the movie off. he is a four armed cyborg psycho with a keen tactical mind.
Holy Crap, it's General Grievous, he just sliced me into 4 while i exclaimed
by Snowman McKnives May 1, 2005
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general douchebaggery

The quality of being a douchebag in an unspecified manner.
John: Andrew, why did you punch Todd in the face? What did he do?
Andrew: Nothing, just general douchebaggery.
John: Understood.
by shoelock November 12, 2008
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Modern Major General

A Modern Major General:

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery--
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy,
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
by A Modern MAjor general October 8, 2008
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