Garfield

To be a pussy
Because pussy means cat and Garfield is the name of a cat

You bitches are Garfields

Scott is always acting Garfield

by scissor kill master🌝 July 3, 2019

Garfield

God

Garfield: exists
Me: My lord and saviour please forgive me of my sins

by Ñüttŷ Pëêń May 13, 2020

garfield style

Having sexual intercourse whilst consuming lasagna. Hence forth calling upon the Erdreich horror of the deep known as Garfield once you climax.

P1: "Bro she let me go Garfield style on her last night "

P2:" lucky asssssss"

by No1Shagger June 14, 2020

Garfieldrxz

One of the best and sexiest mod in the datarxz discord server. Sadly as of writing this, he doesnt have senior. This sexy ass fucking mod deserves senior mod. G4S

we need Garfieldrxz to be senior mod #G4S

by justdia October 31, 2020

Garfielding

When you are too lazy to have sex so you just lay down and let that pink pussy go on you.

If you're garfielding, you're a bitch.

by Yumi Ishiyama April 12, 2021

Garfieldism

To be manically attracted to Garfield and surrounding art, objects and other forms of Garfield. Especially offensive or strange forms of Garfield are to be counted as Garfieldism.

I think he is into Garfieldism, he has wears a gay Garfield t-shirt from aliexpress and has Garfield pictures on his phone.

by Garfieldist64 June 9, 2021

garfield titties

when a bitch got orange titties

“yo man i would’ve tapped but she got garfield titties”

by owenmiller July 18, 2021