B.U.G.S.

Beat Up Guts Syndrome. The clinical diagnosis for vaginal or rectal trauma caused by the repetitive thrusting of a large penis or dildo. Symptoms include cramping, diarrhea, ataxia, cervical pain, nausea, difficulty breathing, anal leakage, orgasm, vomiting, constipation, vertigo, vaginal wall tearing. Treatment usually entails a week's rest and a refusal to have sex with the offending partner again.

I'm not letting you fuck me in the ass with that horse dick of yours!

Why not?

That thing will give me the B.U.G.S. and I wont be able to walk straight till next Tuesday.

by Lonely Roamer January 8, 2009

K-P-C-O-F-G-S

The acronym used to remember the breakdown of species classification, with the genus and species comprising the scientific name. (ex. Human= Homo (Genus) Sapien (Species))

King......Kingdom
Philip....Phylum
Could.....Class
Only......Order
Find......Family
Good......Genus
Students..Species

K-P-C-O-F-G-S means King Philip Could Only Find Good Students

by pat325ci March 13, 2008

P.E.G.S.

Post Ejaculatory Guilt Syndrome

After a man ejaculates, usually after self pleasure, he feels guilt and/or shame for what he has done. This only lasts for about 15 to 20 seconds.

Male: "Why did I just do that?...I think I just had P.E.G.S.!"

by TonySuasage December 3, 2009

Pulling G's

A method of smoking marijuana which involves a socket, a 20 oz bottle, and a container to put water into. Put the socket in the bottle cap by lighting the cap til hot enough to push the socket through. Then proceed to pack the marijuana into the socket, screw the cap on light the weed and pull the bottle up out of the water, thus forcing the weed into the bottle. Then inhale the smoke into your lungs. Caution: this method will fuck your day up.

Friend 1-"Hey guys lets get really stoned."
Friend 2 -"Okay then the best way is Pulling G's"

by The Gibby Man October 20, 2011

L.G.S.

Little Girl Snydrome. Means: A woman or older female that clams to be mature acting younger, childish, and starting drama!

That Bitch has a case of L.G.S.!

by The #1 Lord January 31, 2008

R.A.G.S.

Recently aquired girlfriend sydrom. A condition that causes men to ignore their friends and family in favor of their new girlfriends.

I haven't seen Moose in like forever, where is he? A: I don't know, he has had a bad case of R.A.G.S. since he met Lisa.

by Jason Warshofsky January 17, 2008

h.a.g.s

Acronym for the following:

1. Have a great summer
2. Have a gay summer
3. Have a good summer

1. "He was lazy so he signed the yearbook with 'H.A.G.S'"
2. "That faggot. He'll never know what 'H.A.G.S' really stands for."
3. "He wasn't really my friend so I signed his yearbook with 'h.a.g.s.'"

by Jonah H October 27, 2005