Glass

Term used in the DMV to punch somebody really hard in the face or body, usually unexpectedly.

Friend 1: Bruh, I’m bouta glass that dude over there😡.
Friend 2: Why bro
Friend 1: Talking mess about me

by Thedeadlycrossover December 17, 2017

glass bowl

what you write on a public moderated chat when you mean "asshole". First seen in Wash Post columnist Carolyn Hax's discussions.

I told him he was being a glass bowl last time he did it

by PriorKnowledge September 11, 2011

nipples cutting glass

when its so cold, and your nipples are so hard, they can actually cut thru glass, much like a diamond...

Girl : Oh my god its cold out today
Guy : How cold is it?
Girl : Its nipples cutting glass cold

by TreyTrey December 9, 2008

Glasshole

Someone who uses Google Glass and is douchey about having this product.

Glasshole: "Still using a tablet, huh? I remember those. I've upgraded to Google Glass."

OR

Glasshole: "Excuse me, I was talking to my Google Glass. Not you."

by PoopingMan April 18, 2014

fat ass in a glass

An alcoholic drink available in the state of Maine. It is made with allen's coffee brandy (extremely cheap version of kaluah) and milk. When you drink it your ass grows very large.

Can I pay for my fat ass in a glass with my foodstamps?

by zoe February 9, 2004

glassFET

Facetious term for a vacuum tube. The term is a parody of "MOSFET" (Metal Oxide Semiconductor Field Effect Transistor), and is used jovially by vacuum tube enthusiasts.

See also: hollow state

This transmitting station uses state-of-the-art glassFET amplifiers.

by Rexar February 16, 2006

glass bead game

An activity or field of study so arcane and detached from, and with no application to, the real world that it is rendered absurd. E.g., theology, analytic/linguistic philosophy.

A waste of one's time.

Refers to the recondite game studied and played in the Herman Hesse novel, The Glass Bead Game.
Synonymous idiom: Ivory Tower

The theologians contemplating how many angels can fit on the head of a needle is mere glass bead game.

The study of astrology is a glass bead game.

Postmodernist philosophy is a glass bead game.

Don't waste my time with your Eco-feminist glass bead game.

by Shawlatan September 1, 2014