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Garlonda

Garlonda is the most wonderful girl you'll ever meet. She'll make you feel as if you are the only person in the world that matters. She is the most beautiful, most funny, the smartest, and the most perfect girl you'll ever meet. She has a beautiful smile that can lighten up any dark room. She smells like a field of flowers. She'll always stand out from the crowd and (In my opinion) there is not one guy in the world that could be good enough for her (NOT EVEN ME) It's the little things that make you LOVE he even more. The way her eyes squint when she smiles. The way she laughs. The way you feel when you see he with another boy, that's how you know you love her. She has the softest hands and most beautiful hair. Her eyes sparkle as the stars in the night Skye. She is also an amazing kisser. MAKE sure you take good care of her because she has been threw a lot and never make her feel bad always try and lighten her day by making her laugh (she likes that). If you have her with you be sure to never take her for granted because she is so unique. And if you reading this (Garlonda, you know who you are, Duckie) ;) I miss you and hope your happy. I wont be mad if your with someone else because I'll never stop loving you no matter what. Please take good care of her. I will always stand by you and no one can ever take my love for you away.

(FLYING MONKEY) :)
Garlonda is the most wonderful girl in the world.
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Garland’s Law of Toilets

(1) In a bathroom, the least used and cleanest toilet will be the one that the eye travels to last.

(2) The cleanest toilet will never be the stall closest to the door, nor the one furthest from it, unless it is a stall handicap.

(3) The higher in elevation, the cleaner and less used the toilet.
“Bro, I can’t find a clean bathroom on campus...”

“Dude, just follow Garland’s Law of Toilets, the cleanest one is the third stall in the fourth floor library bathroom.”
by Dr. Toilet, Ph.D March 3, 2020
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Garlic Drip

This word is to be used by anyone eating that next level good good. Only can Be used when eating or around Poseidon’s pizza. First started in 2019
He got that garlic drip, everyone loves him.
by Mr. Poseidon March 24, 2020
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glarglar

An alien unit of computation used in Matrioshka brain data centres. Often used to simulate human life.
⊑⟒⊬ ☌⎍⊬⌇, ⊑⍜⍙ ⋔⏃⋏⊬ glarglars ⎅⍜ ⍙⟒ ⋏⟒⟒⎅ ⏁⍜ ☌⟒⏁ ⏁⍜ ⌿⌰⏃⊬ ⏁⍜ ⏁⊑⟒ ⟒⋏⎅ ⍜⎎ ⏁⊑⟟⌇ ⊑⎍⋔⏃⋏ ⌰⟟⎎⟒ ⌇⟟⋔⎍⌰⏃⏁⍜⍀?
by Shadow51 June 9, 2020
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gearless joe

The equivalent of Rocky Balboa in anime form. He is from an anime named megalobox
gearless joe is sooo cool!
by TTVDripTurtle21 March 19, 2021
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Glarg

Just being an absolute fucking Chad in all things you do in life!
I'm telling you that Ryan is a total Glarg! The way he played out that war in game and won 1st place, all while he had that sexy bitch just Glargging down on him!
by SweeterTee December 3, 2021
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hate glare

To stare at someone in a way that shows Pure hate or detest. Usually makes the person being stared at very uncomfortable.
"I think I made her mad",
"Yeah she was totally giving you a hate glare."
by sassafras_black_rant May 18, 2009
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