Goat prostitute

A prostitute who has a beard

Matt: Did you see that one prostitute?
Bill: You mean the goat one?
Matt: Yeah, she was one goat prostitute.

by Blake Chastain December 30, 2008

Goat failure

A massive catastrophic failure or malfunction caused by stupidity. It is primarily used in online games.

When the Hotwire jumped out of the APC before they reached the back of the power plant, she was zapped by the Obelisk. Without enough C4 to put on the terminal, the mission was a goat failure. (Command and Conquer: Renagade)

by ImaginaryGod January 30, 2009

goat frape

frape involving causing the victim to join the Facebook group "I have not had Sex with a goat" so that when they correct this people will be notified that they have left the group " I have not had sex with a goat"... (for those of you not getting this that will imply they have now had sex with a goat)

A: Oh i see on facebook you've recently engaged in relations with a goat
B:WHAT- oh shit, i didn't realise when i left that group
A: Haha you got totally goat fraped

by voodoo_mongrel July 29, 2009

goathog

(n), one word, A large juicy penis that enters the rear

Lube up, here comes my goathog.
That whore really can take the ole Goathog

by crackbabyabortions July 27, 2016

goat pull

When a man tucks his junk between his legs and attaches a rope to his balls to pull things

Hey Vern, can you goat pull me into town?

by 240HazMat February 6, 2019

gloathy

A very big item. It has a rough texture to it, and is mostly used when describing turd logs. It has the texture of a load of bread and is hefty, but floats in water. You can also use it to describe a boat.

Guy 1: I just made a huge gloathy turd in the toilet.

Guy 2: You probably clogged it!

Guy 1: I sure did

by Gloathy November 12, 2019

Goatgouch

Man who has a tiny penis and is a total douch bag.

Chris moyles is a total goatgouch!

by Yes mate! December 15, 2019