Funky Chunky

What Dave does with his wife on the weekends.

Wow, they did the funky chunky so hard that there are cracks in the ceiling!

by Tom, the podiatrist March 15, 2019

Funky Pants

A cat who doesn’t know how good his life is. He meows incessantly and forces people to pet him.

Man, that cat won’t leave me alone, he is such a funky pants.

by Slinky Toast February 15, 2020

Funky Monke Friday

yeah its friday and its funky with the monkes les go

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS FUNKY MONKE FRIDAY LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by The_HMan May 28, 2021

funky gunk

the funky gunk under a male's ball skin, also can be found in the uncircumsized area ong, it hides inside of it so it is impossible to get out. makes the scrotum stank.

"Have you heard about ashon's cheese?"

- "No what is that"
"The funky gunk under his foreskin, ong that shit stank like a mf"

by scrotum balls June 8, 2021

Funky Nut Blast

When a man hasn’t showered in days and gives a girl a facial. His dirty balls and dick give his nut a funky taste

Brad: “this chick wants me to splooge on her face!”
Corey: “you smell like dick dude that’s gonna be a funky nut blast”

by onfonem666 August 18, 2021

Funky Uncle Jeffrey

A penis.

Adam: “I gave her a good rogering”
Steve: “So the funky Uncle Jeffrey made an appearance - Bravo.”

by goldengrey1776 November 13, 2021

Funky big sauce

Funky big sauce

Darren: Yo! Dude! bro!

Sam: Funky big sauce

by FunkyBigSauce August 31, 2022