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trust funds

Sarcastic term for da sizeable wad of cash dat a lying chat-contact from Ghana or Nigeria asked you to send to him/her, supposedly in order to give said foreigner confidence dat you're "for real" prior to his traveling overseas to meet you in person. Doubly a bad idea for you to actually comply with, of course, since (A) this OTHER person should conceivably be da one to prove to YOU dat he/she is legit, since presumably you will likely be da one who will be paying for most of da person's expenses if he/she comes to see you, and (B) most likely said conniving moocher is merely trying to con money out of you, and in reality has no actual intention of ever making any travel-plans to hang out with you.
Every hot-bodied chick I meet online seems to want me to send them trust funds!
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
mugGet the trust fundsmug.

Lil’ Trust Fund

Name for an Upper class White boy, of the often skinny pale variety, who believes listening to enough trap and selling vapes to underclassmen will make them black.
“Yo tryna go smoke with the slimes later bruh?”
Calm down Lil’ trust fund
by Kekekekekkekekeke April 7, 2020
mugGet the Lil’ Trust Fundmug.

Ghost fund

A sort of hedge fund that is invisible to the government and tax implications. It is a legal loophole to use cryptocurrency to get around the bureaucratic policies that would usually stop normal individuals from starting a hedge fund. It does not exist as far as taxes are concerned
I invested in a ghost fund last year. Despite me making money using that investment vehicle, I claimed the taxes in my name instead.
by loosoh June 15, 2021
mugGet the Ghost fundmug.

fund

word used instead of the word ‘’ass’’ but in romanian
lick the inside of my fund
by dandruff January 31, 2022
mugGet the fundmug.

Flick Fund

To save a mental image for later masturbation, specifically for people with a vagina - the female equivalent of the male "Wank Bank" or "Spank Bank."

Originated by the Twitch community of the streamer Nadgemeister.
"I've gotta save this mental image for the Flick Fund!"
by UnprofessionalGamers March 12, 2025
mugGet the Flick Fundmug.

FUNDS WAY

Had to get my bands up now I live the funds way.
by VICEISDEAD June 21, 2024
mugGet the FUNDS WAYmug.

thrust fund

An escrow account set up to ensure dat your male descendants will have da funds necessary to bribe hot chicks to spread their legs for said hot-in-da-crotch studs whenever said love-tunnel access is desired.
Setting up a thrust fund for your shlong-possessing offspring is all well and good, but what about if said horny trouser-snake-equipped individuals get their paid-to-submit females preggo?! You might wanna either specify dat your eager-to-copulate beneficiaries always wear condoms --- or only "do it" with gals who cannot ovulate--- or else also set up a family-expenses fund so dat any "love babies" will be properly cared for.
by QuacksO December 4, 2022
mugGet the thrust fundmug.

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