Scale of Fuckery

Used to rank situations that are varying degrees of messed up. In order from highest to lowest:
1. Criminally negligent
2. Fucking FUBAR
3. Cluster fuck
4. Train wreck
5. Goat rodeo
6. Shit show

I walked into the server room and one of the SAN members was sitting on a card table. How did it rank on the scale of fuckery? It was a goat rodeo.

by T-D May 10, 2016

Self Sucky Fucky

When you get really horny and have no girl or boyfriend so you suck your own dick. You either have to be really flexible or remove 4 ribs.

I am so horny right now time for a self Sucky fucky

James what are you doing in there I hear loud noises self Sucky fucky

by Sucacock November 10, 2021

Fucky

Used to explain when something is messed up.

The drawer was all fucky so I just slammed it in!

by Little Buddy September 18, 2005

Fuckey

Adj. 1) you feel all weird and disoriented. 2) nothing is going ur way. 3) something looks extremely odd.

#1 ex. i feel fuckey today.

#2 ex. Man, today has just been fuckey.

#3 ex. Hey! that painting looks fuckey.

by NaughtyAngel August 28, 2008

Intense Fuckery

When you are tired/bored and sober, and fuck around too much and end up doing something you will regret

yo that was some Intense Fuckery when you licked your nipple the other day and sent it to us

by TheSickestFuckEver April 14, 2016

fuckrey

the word used when someone has done something wrongfully or an evil intention to another person.

"george was fuckrey for happy slapping ed"

by Ediz Salih September 8, 2005

Fucky Bitch

An individual with a propensity to be thrown headfirst into a metal air conditioning unit, splitting their head open and then crying about it.

Andy: Didn't you throw that guy into the metal air conditioning unit?
Dan: Yeah but he was a little fucky bitch.

by Solideffect January 21, 2016