The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.
I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.
by K9 _Cop May 22, 2024
Get the Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactionsmug. by Lizerago September 23, 2025
Get the Forget Fuckmug. 
by Atem January 8, 2012
Get the Forget Me In Vegasmug. (Talking to the UD Jews)
Sometimes I forget to play along. I get confused and forget that I know the truth and have very little to worry about. You can get trapped in character and forget that’s it’s all meant to be just an act.
Still, I feel uncertain sometimes about the world and the future...
I often wonder if I am fluctuating from an INTJ state of mind into i.e. another personality type/ego. Like for example, ISFP or ENTP. I think INTJ is probably the default.
Also. How do you extend your life span? Do you take lots of vitamins to live longer or something? Cause I see lots of people living in their 90s and 100’s and I’m like how the hell do they do that?
Sometimes I forget to play along. I get confused and forget that I know the truth and have very little to worry about. You can get trapped in character and forget that’s it’s all meant to be just an act.
Still, I feel uncertain sometimes about the world and the future...
I often wonder if I am fluctuating from an INTJ state of mind into i.e. another personality type/ego. Like for example, ISFP or ENTP. I think INTJ is probably the default.
Also. How do you extend your life span? Do you take lots of vitamins to live longer or something? Cause I see lots of people living in their 90s and 100’s and I’m like how the hell do they do that?
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 12, 2021
Get the Sometimes I forget to play alongmug. The moment when you remember something you had previously forgotten. It’s not just remembering — it’s that exact “aha!” moment of recall. Invented by Bibhudatta Dash.
I stared at her face, feeling something familiar…
then suddenly I smiled and whispered,
“I forgeted… you were my first love.”
then suddenly I smiled and whispered,
“I forgeted… you were my first love.”
by Arka_BIBHUdash July 3, 2025
Get the Forgetedmug. 