flobbadong

Huge Giant penis, something that you just wouldnt expect to see.

OMG look at this big blue flobbadong!

by butterflybaby February 5, 2010

Flobalobbin

1. An unnecessary zipper, usually found on a jacket.

2. A generic insult.

Man, this flobalobbin gets caught on everything!

God, you are such a flobalobbin!

by Jimick May 24, 2010

Flobensnorp

The act of yodeling while giving a blowjob, vibrating the man's balls for extra stimulation.

Did you see Lindsey flobensnorp Frank at that party?

by 12 inches of pleasure February 18, 2011

Flobknob

A person who is trying to be the boss,hardman,and general bully,but has no spine,leadership skills,and generally a clueless,shirker (avoids what is required)avoids confrontation ,and makes a lot of noise " We must get this done" ...then disappears somewhere and only shows up and claims team effort and/or glory from a project.

A person trying to be a " Hardon" but only comes up soft when faced with a confrontation or problem.

Un-proactive,a waste of breathable air...

The boss is a complete flobknob,he is meant to sort stuff out for me,but is clueless to what is needed.

by engrishplease March 1, 2011

Flobberweavel

1. A completely self adsorbed, egotistical, douche that lacks the essentials to have sex

2. A vibrating rotating sex toy

1. Tyler is a complete flobberweavel

2. Tyler used the flobberweavel on me and it was excellent

by Munchey October 9, 2011

Floberdick

A flimsy drunk man who finds himself in a pompous state, while making derogatory statements toward women yet remaining un-intimidating.

The tapstress placed the out of control floberdick into submission by the constraints of his neck tie.

by The Drunken Panda December 16, 2013

Flobgig

Flobgig is when you giggle when you're sick

"I just flobgigged at a TV show yesterday."

by Tijika May 8, 2019