ham-fistedly

Doing something with no finesse or precision, almost as if your fists were made of ham.

He ham-fistedly attempted to carve the sculpture...the result of which was far from aesthetically pleasing

by DomM6669 May 31, 2016

Your stepsister a fister

Not to be used playfully. Only use if someone has brought you down to your knees with insults. This is your whole family tree lGBT to the power of 10.

Cole: Your mom gay
Dylan: Your granny tranny
Yahir: Your whole family tree LGBT
Me: Your stepsister a fister

Everyone in the path of the word instantaneously falls over with big gay.

by LordDingus May 17, 2018

Ur father a fister

When someone calls your sister a mister. Respond with this

Tony:ursister a mister
James:ur father a fister

by j.r05 May 15, 2018

christ fister

A hard rock/metal band created in London outside the Astoria (before the CKY gig) by Christos Athens (drums), Dan Newcastle (Lead singer/guitar) and Joe York (groupie). The bands lyrics are mostly based on religion issues. Hit song: Fuck Judas up the ass (and make the motherfucker bleed). Their logo is a jesus bend over with a fist up his ass.

Christ Fister rule!!!!

by XRIÓôÏS April 1, 2004

fissle

gay or sissy way to fight. courtesy of BOB

Bob and Chris like to fissle.

by Danielle and Amanda March 10, 2005

Double Fisted Penis Pull

The act of masturbating with two hands on the shaft.

John could have been in the Olympics he was a pro at the Double Fisted Penis Pull.

by ToddWinkelmier February 1, 2010

Donkey Fister

The act of fisting one's partner in a donkey like manner (ie. with both fists at the same time)

The donkey fister donkey fisted her last night

by Fistus March 17, 2010