Fridley

A moderate-sized suburb of Minneapolis/St. Paul. Approx. 28,000 residents. 90% of which who are above the age of 65. This would explain the ever-declining population. Could also be considered a very boring town in which there is nothing to do but smoke pot and sit around all day.

1. What, you live in Fridley? wtf, only old people live there
2. Hey, there's shit else to do... let's go smoke a bowl.

by x_- May 11, 2006

a fiddle

it's a fiddle, Brit slang for fraud, a con.

bum hocks a fiddle. a week later rich dude offers pawnbroker $2k for it. Pawnbroker asks dude to return after bum comes to redeem the fiddle. Bum returns, pawnbroker offers $500, bum gets him up to $1k & splits. Dude never returns, pawnbroker has worthless fiddle, bum & dude party. Old English con job.

by Labadabbadoo April 12, 2008

Fiddleditz

The act of being simultaneously drunk and high.

pronunciation: fid-dul-ditz

plural form: fiddleditzed

I showed up at the party late, and by the smell of pot and cans all around, I knew they were all fiddleditzed.

by bgood2me944 March 1, 2009

poo fiddle

1)Another word for saying 'darn',
'fuck' or 'gee wilickers'.
2)Someone who pokes around at any random type of fecal matter. Like a scientist or something.

1)Aww poo fiddle, I lost my fork
2)Hey, see Bill over there, he's a major poo fiddle.

by Mike July 2, 2003

Fiddlesticks

One of over 70 playable Champions from League of Legends. Fiddlesticks's abilities are TERRIFY, which causes the target to run around uncontrollably, DRAIN, which deals magic damage per second to the target and gives it to Fiddlesticks as health, DARK WIND, which silences a target and bounces to a nearby enemy up to 10 times, and CROWSTORM, which takes a 2-second channeling duration before teleporting to target location with a swarm of damaging crows around him. Fiddlesticks is an Ability Power champion and therefore, is quite fragile if you don't build him defensively.

Agh, Fiddlesticks just killed me with his Crowstorm+Flash+Terrify+Drain+Exhaust combo!!

by league_of_legends_fanatic_1234 May 14, 2011

scrodom fiddler

The way a shitkicking retard would spell "scrotum fiddler".

A shitkicking retard posted a definition of "scrodom fiddler"

by The Big G July 26, 2004

fiddlefuck

to waste time or to use time unwisely

I'm just fiddlefucking around

by D-Money November 28, 2004