regarding cats as the central or most important element of existence, especially as opposed to God or humans and other animals.
Instead of adapting an anthropocentric approach and regard human beings as the superior creatures, we should be considering a felinecentric perspective which would allow us to worship cats.
by astrar June 12, 2023
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Filiberto's are usually short kings with the biggest pout this side of the border. Built like the Michelin Man or a Teletubby, but with the ferocity of a beaver. Filiberto’s come from long lineages and are often a “the II, the III, and etc”. Filiberto's commonly call themselves or others place upon them the nickname: ‘Fili’ (pronounced Philly, like the cheese). Filiberto’s love to stay active by pumping iron, roaming the lands for Pokemon, and walking to and from the local Mexican food establishment. Filiberto is also a generous lad, like a Latin Santa Claus. His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and you better believe it, it's better than yours. Filiberto's are connoisseurs of the finer things in life such as energy drinks, carne asada fries, wine, and things that people leave behind. Filiberto’s also have huge hearts and are hung with donkey dongs.
"Woah dude! He's got some junk in the trunk! He must be a Filiberto!"
“He was the most loyal and generous friend I’ve ever had with a heart of pure gold. He has the characteristics of a Filiberto.”
“He fought with ferocity and courage I’d never seen before! Without him we would’ve lost the Battle Of The Bulge. Filiberto’s make the finest soldiers we’ve ever seen, I’ve had the honor of fighting alongside him since we jumped into Normandy. Without Filiberto Allied Victory and liberation wouldn’t have been possible.”
“Is he eating carne asada fries?! Is that a huge budge in his pants!? Bro that’s Filiberto!”
“He was the most loyal and generous friend I’ve ever had with a heart of pure gold. He has the characteristics of a Filiberto.”
“He fought with ferocity and courage I’d never seen before! Without him we would’ve lost the Battle Of The Bulge. Filiberto’s make the finest soldiers we’ve ever seen, I’ve had the honor of fighting alongside him since we jumped into Normandy. Without Filiberto Allied Victory and liberation wouldn’t have been possible.”
“Is he eating carne asada fries?! Is that a huge budge in his pants!? Bro that’s Filiberto!”
by A Mack Named Antonio June 22, 2024
Get the Filiberto mug.Filiberto's are usually short kings with the biggest pout this side of the border. Built like the Michelin Man or a Teletubby, but with the ferocity of a beaver. Filiberto’s come from long lineages and are often a “the II, the III, and etc”. Filiberto's commonly call themselves or others place upon them the nickname: ‘Fili’ (pronounced Philly, like the cheese). Filiberto’s love to stay active by pumping iron, roaming the lands for Pokemon, and walking to and from the local Mexican food establishment. Filiberto is also a generous lad, like a Latin Santa Claus. His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and you better believe it, it's better than yours. Filiberto's are connoisseurs of the finer things in life such as energy drinks, carne asada fries, wine, and things that people leave behind. Filiberto’s also have huge hearts and are hung with donkey dongs.
"Woah dude! He's got some junk in the trunk! He must be a Filiberto!"
“He was the most loyal and generous friend I’ve ever had with a heart of pure gold. He has the characteristics of a Filiberto.”
“He fought with ferocity and courage I’d never seen before! Without him we would’ve lost the Battle Of The Bulge. Filiberto’s make the finest soldiers we’ve ever seen, I’ve had the honor of fighting alongside him since we jumped into Normandy. Without Filiberto Allied Victory and liberation wouldn’t have been possible.”
“Is he eating carne asada fries?! Is that a huge budge in his pants!? Bro that’s Filiberto!”
“He was the most loyal and generous friend I’ve ever had with a heart of pure gold. He has the characteristics of a Filiberto.”
“He fought with ferocity and courage I’d never seen before! Without him we would’ve lost the Battle Of The Bulge. Filiberto’s make the finest soldiers we’ve ever seen, I’ve had the honor of fighting alongside him since we jumped into Normandy. Without Filiberto Allied Victory and liberation wouldn’t have been possible.”
“Is he eating carne asada fries?! Is that a huge budge in his pants!? Bro that’s Filiberto!”
by A Mack Named Antonio June 22, 2024
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A behavioural and psychological condition most commonly observed in certain rural/suburban men (frequently self-identified "rednecks" or "bogans) characterised by an obsessive, disproportionate hatred toward domestic cats, especially outdoor or stray ones.
Core symptoms include:
- Referring to all cats as " invasive murder machines" while simultaneously defending or participating in far more destructive activities and ignoring science.
- Posting photo of themselves shooting, trapping or harming cats while captioning them with phrases like "protecting muh songbirds" or "doing nature a favor". They usually have pit bulls they train to kill anything on sight.
- Having unusually strong emotional reactions to the mere sight of a cat sitting on a fence
- Insisting that cats are single-handedly causing ecological collapse while ignoring habitat loss, climate change, industrial agriculture, etc
- Frequently displaying classic small-penis-adjacent overcompensation behaviours (loud utes , giant lifted tires, guns)
- Unresolved and poorly sublimated mommy issues that appear to transfer onto any small, independent, vaguely feminine-coded animal that doesn't obey commands
- low IQ usually left school at Year 8
Typical associated phrases:
- "The only good cat if a dead cat”
- "I love all animals, except cats”
- "My wife left me and took the kids or I can’t find a girlfriend but at least I can still take my inadequacies and hate out on a 4lb cat”
A behavioural and psychological condition most commonly observed in certain rural/suburban men (frequently self-identified "rednecks" or "bogans) characterised by an obsessive, disproportionate hatred toward domestic cats, especially outdoor or stray ones.
Core symptoms include:
- Referring to all cats as " invasive murder machines" while simultaneously defending or participating in far more destructive activities and ignoring science.
- Posting photo of themselves shooting, trapping or harming cats while captioning them with phrases like "protecting muh songbirds" or "doing nature a favor". They usually have pit bulls they train to kill anything on sight.
- Having unusually strong emotional reactions to the mere sight of a cat sitting on a fence
- Insisting that cats are single-handedly causing ecological collapse while ignoring habitat loss, climate change, industrial agriculture, etc
- Frequently displaying classic small-penis-adjacent overcompensation behaviours (loud utes , giant lifted tires, guns)
- Unresolved and poorly sublimated mommy issues that appear to transfer onto any small, independent, vaguely feminine-coded animal that doesn't obey commands
- low IQ usually left school at Year 8
Typical associated phrases:
- "The only good cat if a dead cat”
- "I love all animals, except cats”
- "My wife left me and took the kids or I can’t find a girlfriend but at least I can still take my inadequacies and hate out on a 4lb cat”
"That guy with the mullet and lifted F-150 keeps posting about how cats are ecological terrorists is classic case of Feline Derangement Syndrome (FDS)”
by mojo at March 6, 2026
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