Fernandez Fast One

When your family member intentionally or indirectly screws you over in a business specifically in real estate, loans, or theft.

Joe pulled a Fernandez Fast One over Peter when he sold the house to him. He screwed over Joe with ease.

by anonymousjoseph June 25, 2017

fernando barron

a little short kid that can't do nothing without his awesome friends.
He really really really really short like no manches I think a ant is bigger than him.

fernando barron is a pendejo

by Pablo Soto October 30, 2018

Fernando

That Spanish kid in your class. Fernando is a very kind person who likes attention. He is usually latino and likes to make burritos. Fernando really wants to be the teachers favorite student but it doesn't really work. He loves churros and always corrects the Spanish teacher. Owns a YouTube channel and his dream is to be a real gamer.

Omg Fernando stop, you're annoying.

by Norweiganbitch August 27, 2019

Fernando

a pet worm that lives down below

eat fernando!

by anonymous September 26, 2020

Fernando

Fernandos have the biggest cock in the world, if you see it you’ll want to stuff it into your mouth so quick. It’s beautiful. You’ll always want it inside you but they might act like they don’t want it (they do)

“yoooo that dudes bulge is showing”

“He’s definitely a Fernando”

by julia6969 October 26, 2020

fernando is a burger

burger king kind of burger fernando

all hail fernando is a burger

by autyrie53 November 30, 2020

Fernando

Nick name for a guy with a large cock that you want to have babies with.

Raven: Fernando, you’re so big.
Fernando: I’m tired of girls using me for my size...
Raven: want to make a baby?

by I.think December 26, 2020