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felpham community college 

A school which advertises "care, respect and equality". However couldn't be more hypocritical considering all they "care" about is dehumanising and stripping you of your uniqueness individuality. All they have "respect" for is the staff. This is a place in which the pupils come last. And finally "equality" the worst case of false advertisement known to man. Not one person is treated equally to the next. Rules apply differently to each individual. In this school contains a shit tonne of slags. Named and shamed (O.P) < initials. To conclude this summary of hell, it is too poor to supply the pupils with a safe and equipt working environment. It is simply shit.
Person 1: Yo, have you heard of FCC?

Person 2: What, Felpham Community college?

Person 1: More like Felpham concentration camp!

Person 2: hahaha its shit
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Turkish Felching

The act of sucking the semen out of a turkish man/womans ass only to replace it with a whole roasted turkey in an effort to enhance rectal absoprtion of L-Tryptophan.
Me and Bob had a Thanksgiving Turkish Felching session last night. Twas felchtastic!
Wow! Seratonin levels must be through the roof
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Felching For Duckbutter 

The two part act of sucking semen out of the anus with a straw while maintaining enough of a vacuum to get the greasy, and sometimes chunky duckbutter that runs along the taint.
Being careful not to miss a drop, and priding himself as a pro at Felching For Duckbutter, Gabe Athouse aimed his straw and inhaled every last drop of the load he left as well as the grimy, nutsack buildup.
a wonderful girl who can dance and sing and also intelligent
man that girl is so fechi
fechi by fechi September 6, 2016

fechiple 

to be honest i dont know what it means but i saw it in this manga and it was fechippuru and kotoka said "we are a fechippuru!" so i was like what the fuck, and i translated it and it means fechiple in english and i think it means a couple that are in love due to their fetishes. to be honest i legit have no fucking idea but sure.
"Are they a fechiple, thats kinda weird."
fechiple by ていいこ November 4, 2020

feech la manna

When you put an enemies forearm on a street curb and stomp on it.
Person 1 - "Look at that poor guy."
Person 2 - "Why, what happened?"
Person 1 - "Look at his arm in that cast, he was obviously Feech La Mannaed."
Person 2 - "Snap man....this shit just got real."
feech la manna by Gern Blanstein December 23, 2006
1. a generally despicable person

2. a person who receives a lucky break/opportunity that you were hoping for

3. a single member of the notoriously unsuccessful boy-band "The Fetchers" from Wendover, NV
1. "Nate just ratted me out. What a fetcher!"

2. "I can't believe that fetcher got a star-lightning combo on the last track of Bowser's Castle."

3. "I heard the Fetchers broke up. I heard the short fetcher likes gay servicemen."
fetcher by Mudskins July 21, 2006