A sexual act which involves the breaking of an egg into a partner's anal region, and subsequently consuming the contents with the mouth only.
by CletusDaDog June 11, 2010
Get the Farmer's Breakfastmug. A homosexual.
by KillaSwissBeats February 26, 2009
Get the Strawberry Farmermug. A variation of diarrhoea. A Farmers Omelette is a yellow, runny form of shit that endlessly pours out of the asshole like there's no tomorrow.
- "Hey man, come round for the game tonight"
"Cant man, I having a farmers omelette"
- 'He was late for the meeting as he had just finished having a farmers omelette'
"Cant man, I having a farmers omelette"
- 'He was late for the meeting as he had just finished having a farmers omelette'
by ManOfManyWords July 6, 2014
Get the Farmers Omelettemug. When several friends are able to coerce a filthy skinny chick into receiving their loads on her six packed stomach. Resulting in an intricate irrigation system of semen. If the girl does not have a six pack please see the "Dirty Sailor".
Look at that skinny bitch - her stomach was made to receive the crop coverings of the "Dirty Farmer".
by Mike - Mike - Ryan January 3, 2006
Get the Dirty Farmermug. by kferg June 21, 2008
Get the Fighting Farmersmug. A homosexual who takes multiple males in the anus, collecting spuds as he goes, and keeping them in a heshen bag.
"Give me them spuds boys"
"why thats disgusting and disrespectful to homosexuals"
"cause im your Spud Farmer you little cock boy"
"why thats disgusting and disrespectful to homosexuals"
"cause im your Spud Farmer you little cock boy"
by Silvwier February 10, 2010
Get the Spud Farmermug. One who specializes in the humble art of trolling the likes of SJWs and Internet tough guys, in order to collect and concentrate the tears formed. Whether they’re CNN Tears, Liberal Tears, or Feminist Tears, the bountiful salt concentration makes for an enjoyable career that pays little, but is internally rewarding nonetheless.
Person 1: “Today I disagreed with someone’s opinion online with a :) after my comment.”
Person A: “Were you looking for a fight?”
Person 1: “Nah, I’m just a humble Salt Farmer.”
Person A: “Were you looking for a fight?”
Person 1: “Nah, I’m just a humble Salt Farmer.”
by Arashiin April 15, 2019
Get the Salt Farmermug.