A sexual act which involves the breaking of an egg into a partner's anal region, and subsequently consuming the contents with the mouth only.
by CletusDaDog June 11, 2010

A homosexual.
by KillaSwissBeats February 26, 2009

A variation of diarrhoea. A Farmers Omelette is a yellow, runny form of shit that endlessly pours out of the asshole like there's no tomorrow.
- "Hey man, come round for the game tonight"
"Cant man, I having a farmers omelette"
- 'He was late for the meeting as he had just finished having a farmers omelette'
"Cant man, I having a farmers omelette"
- 'He was late for the meeting as he had just finished having a farmers omelette'
by ManOfManyWords July 6, 2014

When several friends are able to coerce a filthy skinny chick into receiving their loads on her six packed stomach. Resulting in an intricate irrigation system of semen. If the girl does not have a six pack please see the "Dirty Sailor".
Look at that skinny bitch - her stomach was made to receive the crop coverings of the "Dirty Farmer".
by Mike - Mike - Ryan January 3, 2006

A term of disrespect used for the Norteno gang members.
They are referred to as "Farmers" becasue they take care of the slobs. Also see blood
Enemies of Sureno gang.
They are referred to as "Farmers" becasue they take care of the slobs. Also see blood
Enemies of Sureno gang.
by Ben Crippin February 22, 2008

by kferg June 21, 2008

A homosexual who takes multiple males in the anus, collecting spuds as he goes, and keeping them in a heshen bag.
"Give me them spuds boys"
"why thats disgusting and disrespectful to homosexuals"
"cause im your Spud Farmer you little cock boy"
"why thats disgusting and disrespectful to homosexuals"
"cause im your Spud Farmer you little cock boy"
by Silvwier February 10, 2010
