Farmer's Speedball 

A makeshift speedball, consisting of Oxy Contin, and Adderall. The method of administration is usually insufflation, or snorting. The term speedball is referring to the concoction that combines heroin and cocaine.

The next best thing to mixing smack and coke is a Farmer's Speedball.

Farmer's Speedball by aaron mil August 16, 2007

farmer snort 

plugging one side of the nose while blowing really hard out the other in order to clear the nasal passages. AKA snot rocket.

person 1: Do you have a tissue?
person 2: No, sorry. Looks like you're just going to have to do the farmer snort.
person 1: damn, i hate bowing snot rockets, i always get boogers on my hand!

farmer snort by aleckss May 15, 2005

Farmer stinky 

Once done decapitating the head of a chicken, inserting it into the victims Vigina while listening to soul train.

Farmer stinky is the best way to end a long day on the field

Farmer stinky by OG shea November 3, 2014

Farmer’s Wife 

A woman married to a farmer.

Usually a family member before marriage such as; cousin, second cousin, or even a sister.

Someone with an IQ of less than 60.

A Farmer’s Wife should stay barefoot and pregnant.

Farmer’s Wife by Isn’t life fun August 13, 2020

farmer derrek

my big daddy derrek 😍

(farmer derrek) my big dick daddy derrek pounded me for hours last night 😍😍

farmer derrek by shdnfoenebdh February 4, 2021

Farmer's Dinner 

When a tired farmer had not time or money to get or make himself dinner.

I am really hungry right now, but I think I'll just have a farmer's dinner.

Farmer's Dinner by Real names 2233 April 21, 2022

Farmer joe

A pedo who rules over the earth and pedos anyone in his way he is the greatest pedo alive

Farmer joe came to my house and raped me last night

Farmer joe by Naraic876 November 30, 2017