forgetful latin teacher

when your latin teacher is going over the do-now and all of a sudden he says something like "i wish i had more time" or "how was your weekend, johnny?" meanwhile johnny's name is really anthony.

anthony: "the definition of car is an object with a motor and engine that transports people from location to location."

mr. pietrucha: "thank you johnny... i went to oklahoma city this weekend with my wife and saw the giants play football. where am i?"

anthony: "i never thought i would say this, but i have a forgetful latin teacher."

by D Siegs June 3, 2010

Foggy Nelson

When a guy cums on a girl's glasses and while trying to wipe it off, she only succeeds in smearing it around more.

Nah man, I got a Foggy Nelson earlier and haven't been able to clean my glasses yet.

by Xevyn June 4, 2011

Forey

Forey, a term given when chugging a beer from your mates foreskin

Brock: hey Pete come over here and shout us a forey

Pete: sorry man, no excess skin here I'm a Jew.
Brock: no worries, hey Si got some skin?
Si: bloody oath brother shout me after?
Simon and brock spent the arvo chugging Victorian ales from each others foreskin.

by MDMWONG November 24, 2018

foggy girl summer

the complete opposite of hot girl summer. a summer doused in sadness and despair. a summer wasted crying over people who won’t even matter to you within five years.

summer of 2019 has honestly been a foggy girl summer for me :(

by ruby sueee August 13, 2019

Rory Forge

Rory Forge (incredibly famous swimmer) aka, technicolour yawn. The most awesome of the awesome.

Man did u see that Rory Forge. What a multicolour spew he erradicated from his body whilst angry pirating everybody in sight!

by The Forgé March 20, 2009

Fifth and Forget

for whatever reason, whether it be a celebration or out of misery, buying a fifth of your favorite alcoholic beverage and proceeding to drink it all in a short amount of time, followed by a blackout until the next day.

"dude, congrats on that A! how are you gonna celebrate it yo?"
"i'm for sure about to head to a party to fifth and forget."

"fml dude"
"i got you buddy, lets fifth and forget, always makes me feel better."

by Shamizard November 21, 2011

Forget

To lose thought and to not remember an idea,a thought,or information

Michael often forgets to take out the garbage, so the house starts to stink.

by Francis7808 November 14, 2013