resting moron face

A person, man or woman, whose usual facial expression makes them appear foolish and lacking common sense or intelligence.
Robert isn't as stupid as he appears., he just suffers from resting moron face.
by Epic Dick March 28, 2018
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Resting Douche Face

Similar to Resting Bitch Face, Resting Douche Face occurs when a mans face looks constantly angry or upset. Even when the man is in a good or decent mood, the look on his face says otherwise. In a complete state of relaxation, this man looks like a total douche, based simply on the expression of his face.
While he might be a decent guy, his Resting Douche Face makes me think otherwise.
by Valma DooDoo May 19, 2015
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bitchin' rest face

The opposite of resting bitch face. When someone's passive expression is so awesome that it can only be described as bitchin'.
Guy: Who's that girl, is she a supermodel?
Other guy: No she just has a bitchin' rest face.
by Romeo Bravo February 09, 2017
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resting constipation face

Tucker Carlson's grimaced look every night on Fox News.
Tucker Carlson was interviewing Glenn Greenwald on Fixed Noise with resting constipation face as they both slammed Hillary for sending some email.
by Uncle Joosie June 14, 2018
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Hostile Resting Face

Also know a HRF. A condition when ones face is in a permanent state of anger, disgust, or irritation when in the resting position. Although this may not reflect the true feelings or attitude of the person, they may appear as unapproachable.
Girl: Mom, why are you so angry, whats wrong??
Mom: Nothing... why?
Dad: Don't you realize your mother has a Hostile Resting Face (HRF)??

Whats wrong with that guy?
Nothing really, he just has a Hostile Resting Face
by J-DiggityDog January 26, 2014
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Resting Bitch Voice

A trait where everything someone says comes out as bitchy or sarcastic, regardless of actual intent.
"Is Jacob going to come out with us?"
"I don't know. He said he'd 'love to come, sounds like lots of fun', but it sounded like he was making fun of me with that resting bitch voice of his."
by chefBR November 12, 2015
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resting bitchface syndrome

Or R.B.S. is defined as the thousand yard stare and overall uninterested, angry looking gaze that falls upon some women. Usually first diagnosed around age 20 it can both be genetic or influenced by ones environment to where the afflicted appears "bitchy" in absence of a smile.
by Nolin Chitwood February 15, 2015
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