whatever floats your boat

This means whatever turns you on, interests you, suits you, something you like, your preference or choice

e.g. Q. 'Would you like to go skiing?' A. 'Whatever floats your boat' (your choice or preference)

e.g. Statement 'I prefer boys to girls'; Response 'I just like girls but whatever floats your boat is fine with me'.

by JacktheDog February 6, 2010

FLOATING

The act of taking a great shit that makes you feel 8+ more pounds lighter.

Person 1: Hey hows it going??

Person 2: Fantastic, I was just FLOATING a couple of minutes ago.

Person 1: You must feel good now!!

by ALI-G RESPECT September 19, 2009

Fload

Simply meaning a Fat Load

Dude did see that guy at the buffet he was such a fload.

by Poof daddy February 18, 2014

floater

A floater is a social mastermind who wavers between members of one particular clique or between multiple cliques in general, pitting people against one another and leeching out information without seeming like a threat. A perfected floater will appear incredibly trustworthy and neutral and will play both sides, but in reality, floaters look out for themselves and do whatever possible to keep themselves alive in any given scenario.

After playing both sides, floater Janina decided to attend neither Trichelle's nor Mindy's party, so that neither clique queen would be upset with her.

by Gigglez July 24, 2008

float a baby down the nile

Used when going to the toilet for a shit

I'm just going to float a baby down the nile

by Bill Odey December 23, 2006

Floater

A turd which refuses to flush.

Who left that floater in the toilet?

by Podge & Rodge November 1, 2006

Folake

An astonishing girl who will make you laugh until you die... and if you get on her bad side you're gonna regret it

"Yeah folake is my best friend!"

by pink_fluffy_unicorn April 14, 2017