False dichotomy

Thinking that there are only two possibilities when there are more.

1.
Louise: I love cats.
Keisha: why don’t you like dogs?
Louise: I like both, liking cats and liking dogs aren’t mutually exclusive. Thinking they are is a false dichotomy.

2.
Person 1: I’m not a liberal.
Person 2: so you’re a conservative?
Person 1: no I’m independent. Why do people see politics as a false dichotomy.

by nutella137 August 20, 2020

bunk false combo

When something (i.e. situation or person) appears to be enjoyable from a distance. Yet, when seen up close the situation/person is whack.

"Dude, on the dance floor she was banging. But, the next morning I picked her up...and in the daylight she was a total bunk false combo."

by Motek July 29, 2005

Em Facts

Em Facts is The only place to find legit facts about "Rap God" Marshall Mathers (Eminem)

Here are some Em Facts.

The name of the song playing in the background of "The Kiss" (skit on The Eminem Show) is called "Everyone's Looking At Me." It was a song that Eminem recorded for The Wash soundtrack, but never made it.
Eminem was embarrassed to release "Hailie's Song" at first
Hailie came up with the hook to "My Dad's Gone Crazy" on day, while Eminem was mixing "Soldier." She was there playing around and said "Somebody please help him!"

by Em Facts April 8, 2014

Beacon Falls, Ct

A very tiny little town. There is a mixture of truck driving fuckboys and good people. There is at least 400 volunteer fireman. With only 1 gas station in town they mark up everything 73%.

Most bros here are fake urban cowboys who have never even fucked their cousin let alone road a horse.

All in all being that it's such a small town you know that inbreeding is almost impossible to avoid. Give it 100 years or so and this entire town will become filled with melon heads.

Fuck no im not getting gas here it's beacon falls, ct prices.

by KennyMagna April 18, 2016

Midnight Facts For Insomniacs

An awesome podcast by two cool dudes who roast the fuck out of everything while teaching you all you ever need to know about anything.

Friend: brooo.... why are you always falling asleep in class?
Brooo: Because I'm up all night listening to Midnight Facts For Insomniacs man

by poutiine June 3, 2021

the pussy falls at night

The phrase the pussy falls at night is used to describe a bad occurrence or event. According to science, the elasticity of the pussy is the only this that affects the phenomenon of the big sad. when the pussy presents unelastic behavior it intensifies the sad boy hour phenomenon causing severe mental health issues, paramount anxiety disorder and in certain ocassions excessive braincell loss.

-How much homework do you have?
-100 pages of homeworks! the pussy falls at night asf!!!!

by jason lol September 25, 2020

South Glens Falls

Best known as the home of the South Glens Falls High School Marathon Dance, where most of the students dance for almost 30 hours each March to raise money for local individuals and organizations, and have in fact raised more than $1,000,000 over the course of 30 years. South High has roughly 1075 students, and is also renowned for its blue passcards, crazy teachers, Gibby, flooded parking lot, crunchy chicken wrap, ICP threats, overcrowdedness, and smoke-filled bathrooms. The town is tiny, infested with sex-offenders (who generally congregate around the Clearview Motel), has way too many ice cream shops, and has absolutely nowhere to shop.

South Glens Falls has way too many sex offenders.

by Scuff September 9, 2006