excuses are like asses

A phrase that explains that everyone has an excuse for their mistakes, problems etc.

Excuses are like asses, everyone has them (except some gimps).

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

excuses are like assholes

everybody's got one

Excuses are like assholes, everybody's got one!

by cati May 21, 2004

excuserise

a concept used to explain why something will miss its deadline. Common in publishing.

Nathan's game review will be late because he's wasted time excuserising why it will be late, rather than finishing the assignment.

by Melanie September 26, 2004

Excuse Exchange

When two struggling artists who claim to be anti-corporate meet unexpectedly in a corporate environment where they clearly work. Suddenly a need to justify their presence arise and both make excuses to the fact.
Typical for musicians, artists, writers, actors, etc.

I ran into Jim in the lobby at work this morning. We had an excuse exchange since I told him I'm a professional musician. All he could talk about was how he was only at the gig part-time but his acting is "really taking off".... yeah right, just like my music career! Busted!

by Rudy Goetell August 3, 2007

Enzo Excuses

Somebody who never seems to run out of excuses for why he can't complete any meaningful work.

"Last week, he said he couldn't finish that project because he was doing job interviews and this week he said he was too busy training the new hire. That guy's a regular Enzo Excuses."

by Scotty Ballgame March 8, 2012

excuses are like asses

This phrase means that excuses are full of shit, like asses.

"Why don't you just tell the truth about what happened? Your excuses are like asses."

by kenni May 22, 2004

Excuse

The words coming out of Dustin's mouth whilst attempting to avoid a smack-down.

Dustin kept making excuses about why he couldn't participate in the Wizard's Duel.

by Squidlips23 November 9, 2018