Outhouse Express

The most prevalently-used and virus-susceptible email client in the history of computing. Frequently euphemized as Outlook Express.

When I installed SP2, Outhouse Express presumed to decide for me whether to download the images in my email.

by Downstrike October 3, 2004

Ecliptic Express

The train that appears in Resident Evil 0 that is occupied with Umbrella researchers. It is ambushed by the ressurected James Marcus' progenitor leeches, and is the very first outbreak that occurs within the series.

That was a hell load of leeches that landed on the Ecliptic Express

by A Merchant November 25, 2007

Diarrhea Express

Pooping your pants to leave work; Usually because it has gotten too busy.

"OMG, why is it so busy today!? Looks like I'll be taking the 'ol Diarrhea Express home."

by Mustache Comb December 2, 2009

Alzheimer's Express

The daily route from the retirement home to nearby locations taken by senior citizens who ride their motorized carts.

Old lady O'brien rode the Alzheimer's Express all the way to the corner store.

by Nailo April 28, 2005

african american express

First used by Kanye West. Slang for AmEx's "Black Card"

I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a black card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express

by festsitron October 28, 2005

expressway

a highway for high-speed traffic, with few or no intersections and a divider between lanes of traffic moving differant directions

Interstate 66 is an expressway

theres your example, long enough for you>>>??!?!?!?!

by irishrepublicanarmy January 2, 2004

Mao Zedong Express

A sexual position, held for an extended period of time, in which a bound sexual partner will perform fellatio upon a partner wearing a cockring, ensuring that the intercourse will last for an inordinate amount of time, with no payoff.

"Bitch was being a major cocktease, so I put her on the Mao Zedong Express."

by Mikhail "Fail" Bakunin February 18, 2018