Exhausted pineapple

When you're so tired that you become completely incoherent and walk around like a zombie.

Man, I an such an exhausted pineapple today.

by Eugene Mikeyyyy August 28, 2022

exhaustenfuckenfied

Crazy ass fucking tired

Let's go to bed because I am exhaustenfuckenfied

by Joekitty November 5, 2022

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

Exhaustabated

Absoloutley nackered from cracking one out.

or in simple english.

Very, very, tired from having masturbated.

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Ian: "I'm well exhaustabated tonight"

Sarah : "Beautiful, cause that's exactly what i wanted to know about you"

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Ian: "Whats wrong Sarah?"

Sarah: "Im all exhaustabated out."

by Plant & Murph Co. March 10, 2009

exhaustoned

So fatigued that one begins to feel mental effects similar to Marijuana consumption.

Person 1: Dude, I am so Exhaustoned.
Person 2: Yeah, if by exhausetoned you mean, "sexy!"
Person 1: Haha, what?
Person 2: I dunno man xD

by Mykle Beck August 13, 2010

exhaustion event horizon

n. the moment, typically with a toddler or small child, where all manic energy has been expended and seconds remain before a tantrum or nap occurs

Kid: "No thank you. I'm too tired for candy."
Mom: "Oh my, you've reached your exhaustion event horizon. Let's get you to bed."

by FoxHart October 21, 2010

exhaustive diarrhea

literally shitting yourself to death.

- She was sitting on the toilet with explosive diarrhea. Ten minutes later, she died, still on the toilet.

- "Dude i drank water polluted to coliform bacteria and experienced the worst case of exhaustive diarrhea ever."

by Spoff03 August 18, 2011