eveninger

1. an evening newspaper.
2. sex in the evenings.
3. a person who gets active in the evenings.

1. Morningers far exceed eveningers.
2. Have you ever had an eveninger? I think so.
3. Some people are morningers, others are afternooners and still others are eveningers.

by uttam maharjan August 29, 2012

evening socket

A woman who you only have emotionless sex with, and only after 5pm. Usually a woman who may be used briefly for sex after leaving work, but before returning home to your wife, or dog.

Man, fuck Conchita, I'm going to plug the evening socket before I go deal with her.

by The Conflicted German September 23, 2016

everific

To live every moment to the fullest and enjoy those moments with those that matter.

Everific is a mashup of forever and terrific.

I want to live an everific life where every moment I l have lived and will live is the very best it could have ever been.

by Ramon's Matheus November 16, 2016

Evelina

A food addict who loves Donken and only got F in school.

Don´t be a food addict like evelina

by Evelina svensson <3 Food December 12, 2016

evening fart

An evening fart is a silent BUT DEADLY fart that normally happens 10 minutes of eating diner. You will blam friends because the smell is just so deadly, and embarrassing. It is usually warm, and a tiny bit wet, and will make you feel tired, and uncomfortable.

My evening fart was extremely deadly tonight because we had meatballs.

by Jenkintown February 14, 2017

evelina fah

She prettiest girl on earth. She is in a secret relationship with Niall Horan so secret he doesn't even know it. Too busy shiping Larry and Ziall.

Evelina Fah is really good student

by Niall'sTeenageDirtbag February 22, 2017

Evening Damage

An Evening Damage is a very large shit you have after you've had your tea (or dinner/supper depending where in the country you're from!). It is generally one that's hard to squeeze out, but when it does, it makes a very heavy plop as it enters the water.

FRED: I'm just off to the toilette to offload my evening damage.
JOEY: OK have a good one!

drop the kids off at the pool restock the lake with brown trout lay a cable build a log cabin

by boeing737229 February 15, 2018