by _Hxdsnn_ July 26, 2020
Eva is a beautiful dirty-blond, green-eyed girl. She is too cool for school. Sugar is her bæ and she is very picky.
by lalalaeffie March 18, 2017
A fuckwit, spoilt bitch! Flirts with boys that are in relationships and leads everyone one. Smokes weed at parties, shows up "fashionable late", tells secrets to others to seem cool.
Then will message you to say sorry when she has no friends lol
Then will message you to say sorry when she has no friends lol
Invitation states, "all invited, only rule
Is don't be an Eva"
Mum- "would you like a smoothie for breakfast Eva?"
Eva- "FOR FUCK SAKE YOU CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT MUM, I HATE YOU"
Is don't be an Eva"
Mum- "would you like a smoothie for breakfast Eva?"
Eva- "FOR FUCK SAKE YOU CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT MUM, I HATE YOU"
by Pussy pussy pussy January 05, 2018
The palest fucker you'll ever meet. Like does she even go outside????? Omg she's so pale
Her hair literally looks like a bunch of curly fries. Not the good curly fries tho like the semi-burnt ones at the bottom of the bag
Her eyes are blue-green but who honestly gives a shit lmao
Likes the taste of blood, but has hemophobia. Seeing her own blood and small amounts of forgein blood is fine tho
Has a Littlest Pet Shop collection.
Usually on Tumblr or YouTube. Her Tumblr consists of little things she draws and shitposts.
Shops at Hot Topic a lot because she's a chucklefuck. Reads a lot of manga
Nickname is Eevee, as in the pokémon
Her hair literally looks like a bunch of curly fries. Not the good curly fries tho like the semi-burnt ones at the bottom of the bag
Her eyes are blue-green but who honestly gives a shit lmao
Likes the taste of blood, but has hemophobia. Seeing her own blood and small amounts of forgein blood is fine tho
Has a Littlest Pet Shop collection.
Usually on Tumblr or YouTube. Her Tumblr consists of little things she draws and shitposts.
Shops at Hot Topic a lot because she's a chucklefuck. Reads a lot of manga
Nickname is Eevee, as in the pokémon
Bobby: O shit look at dat it's Eva
Jimmy: Holy fuck is she glowing? She's so pale
Timmy: Her hair looks like Arby's curly fries wtf
Jimmy: Holy fuck is she glowing? She's so pale
Timmy: Her hair looks like Arby's curly fries wtf
by lil-miss-eevee July 11, 2017
Eva is a great friend although very crazy very great periodt.
Now That were alone She is very crazy but I am interesting you have an interesting friendship and you always stick up for you even if you have a fight with her she will tell a secret but not your biggest secret. Very very annoying in a fun way but very annoying hiya!! Okay well I am my best friend Eva just told me off for writing this so if you sorry about that if you have any evas in your life make sure to keep them close and not lose them!
Now That were alone She is very crazy but I am interesting you have an interesting friendship and you always stick up for you even if you have a fight with her she will tell a secret but not your biggest secret. Very very annoying in a fun way but very annoying hiya!! Okay well I am my best friend Eva just told me off for writing this so if you sorry about that if you have any evas in your life make sure to keep them close and not lose them!
by Llama P June 29, 2020
Eva is a thicc booty girl, short, and has the best personality ever. She has the best laugh out of everyone, and many guys have a crush on her. She has the best booty, her booty is so soft as well. Her hair is brown and to her waist, and her eyes are a beautiful brown.
by Llama's are pretty May 07, 2018