English muffin

the act of oral sex performed on a woman while she defecates; a gender-reversal of the blumpkin

I heard Ru-Bear gave her the old English muffin last week. It didn't turn out too well for him.

by Silent Avenger February 6, 2010

Englishbee

A member of the small family of Englishbees. They generally have curly brown hair, blue eyes, and strong jaw lines. There are, however, a few exceptions to this norm. They all have very prominent facial features. A majority of Englishbee males are over six feet tall and females over five and a half feet tall. Most are intellectuals, however, they have to look modern colloquialisms up on urban dictionary...

Person 1: He's at the top of his class and Prom king.
Person 2: He must be an Englishbee.

by An Englishbee June 23, 2011

Englishing

To speak English.

I am not Englishing very well today

by How Cliché June 25, 2018

Englis

When someone forgets to add the H to english cuz their an idiot

luiz: los my acot in roblox 1000 mental pain.
jaden: Nice englis you idiot.
luiz: Yeah says the fucktard who cant spell english.

by yeach October 30, 2021

timothy english

the coolest person you could ever meet, the ladies love him, if you have him keep him, if you could get him you are lucky.

pimp, playa, cool guy, timothy english

by timbo3000 July 31, 2012

english muffin

An English girl's pussy

Keira Knightley has a nice English Muffin.

by Your Mom's Box October 6, 2003

English Ham

This is a complicated, yet hilarious prank. First you will need a blindfold, 1 person, and 1 dumbass. You convince this dumbass that they cannot do a sit-up if you're pulling them down with a blindfold. When they're about to do a sit-up put the blindfold over them and have the other guy quietly step above the dumbass with his shorts down. When the dumbass starts doing a sit-up pull off the blindfold and they will end up with a face full of ass. Try this one, it's pretty damn funny.

Bob: After we did the English Ham on Todd (or English-Hammed him) he wouldn't go over to our parties anymore.
Steve: Hahaha, yeah, well Todd's a dumbass.

by Sir. James July 24, 2008