Educational Mercantilism

The concept that there is a finite amount of education in a given environment, so that there is a benefit to depriving others of a quality education in order to increase the benefits to themselves.
The reason why there is little to no effort to improve failing public school systems is because those in power believe in Educational Mercantilism, and having the best education for their child means that education needs to be better than those of others.
by Auedar May 06, 2022
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Educated Fuckboy

An educated fuckboy is a guy who claims to not be like "other guys". They are convincing because of the intelligent way they communicate, but in reality they are exactly like those "other guys".
I'm not a fuckboy. I'm on Tinder mainly to find someone I can vibe with. I'm not looking for a serious relationship. I'm looking for something casual.

*This is a typical response of an educated fuckboy*
by Ciara Leone June 13, 2019
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Patriotic Education

An US public education curriculum devoid of any real criticism of its government or peoples actions during its history. Giving the citizen a false sense of understanding how things came to be and why things are the way they are.

Symptoms include : citizens believe that they truly live in the greatest country in U.S. AND anything other than conservative propaganda media outlet is liberal lies.
When Steven got into college and took US History 101, he was stunned to find out the police used to beat the shit out of MLK during his peaceful protests. His acquaintance Jamal leaned in and said, "yeah you must of gotten that Patriotic Education back home".
by slickridley November 16, 2022
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re-educated

thinking one is going to get sex, only to find out they are DEAD WRONG!
i THOUGHT i was going to "crack that crotch" , but i was re-educated !
by michael foolsley August 20, 2023
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Educated Nap

A educated nap is when you come from school and you are feeling a little tired. And u decided to take a nap. You are not supposed to learn anything from that nap. You are just supposed to just a nap and think about all the work you have to do.
by Heyyy@1202 April 09, 2017
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netflix education

An acquired world view based solely on the documentaries featured on Netflix. Individuals tend to have little or sub-par post-high school education. Individuals tend to surround themselves with like minded individuals (see "Circle Jerk") and very rarely read. They also tend to ride fixed-gear bicycles and hang in urban coffee shops and almost always vote as liberally as possible.
Person A: "And then he said we would be much better off if we would stop ignoring the greatest minds of our time, like Neil degrasse Tyson and Bill Nye".

Person B: "Was he joking?"

Person A: " No, he was really serious. He must have a Netflix Education."
by Blu_Portal April 07, 2016
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education village

Place of smelly chavs and roadmen that vape and smoke. Located in Darlington where all the other scruffs hang about. Only 25% of the students there are virgins, the other 75% are all slags and about 10% have had to get an abortion due to shagging so many lads. Most of the scraps at ev are girls ragging each others hair and are caused by a lad shagging both of them.
Her body count has gone up to 20? does she go to education village?
by ghxstrule May 09, 2021
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