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by niggaBwyld September 15, 2011
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Get the Evan mug.An incorrect way of spelling evanescence, most generally applied by children too stupid to understand when they are gracelessly revealing their ignorance.
Original definer: Evanescance are some shitty emo band who attract dumbass teens.
Reply: Perhaps you should learn how to spell Evanescence before embarassing yourself in front of "dumbasses."
Reply: Perhaps you should learn how to spell Evanescence before embarassing yourself in front of "dumbasses."
by LaDiablo May 14, 2006
Get the Evanescance mug.When a bunch of pompous, arrogant, evangelicals get together and talk about how the world should be, even though they are in positions of power and have no real intention of change- just whole lot of talking and bitching
Evangelical Bitch Fest mock conversation:
Two evangelical ministers meet to discuss problems in the world-
Baptist deacon says, "My church doesn't have women deacons. I think the women in my congregation are oppressed."
Episcopal priest says, "The people in the neighborhood surrounding our church are victim to economic injustice."
Baptist deacon says, "Things need to change in the world to help those people out...Wanna go play golf?"
Two evangelical ministers meet to discuss problems in the world-
Baptist deacon says, "My church doesn't have women deacons. I think the women in my congregation are oppressed."
Episcopal priest says, "The people in the neighborhood surrounding our church are victim to economic injustice."
Baptist deacon says, "Things need to change in the world to help those people out...Wanna go play golf?"
by Kobe KTizzle October 21, 2010
Get the Evangelical Bitch Fest mug.A form of evanescence(also the name of a kick ass band), evanescent means to have a tendancy to dissapear or vanish like vapor.
Life is evanescent....
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