Eastern-Sailor

@Eastern-sailor can be seen in reddit.com. He is The smartest Guy you would meet. Also not to mention he has another face... Which no one knows... Just dont bother with this guy.

EG: Eastern-sailor destroyed Chattit

by POET_2004 May 10, 2020

eastern sushi tour

When someone frome the western hemisphere visits the eastern hemisphere with the intent to have as much sex with eastern people as possible.

Im taking my brother on an eastern sushi tour.

by Ram5738 December 8, 2022

The Eastern War

The Eastern War is a game on Roblox owned by gay lovers.

You can give shlop and commit warcrimes.

Hey lets play the eastern war!

by watameln October 4, 2023

Easternism

When someone of an eastern religion BS's their way out of explaining their position by appealing to mystic jargon as an evasion tactic.

E Michael Jones kept employing the Easternism, 'Logos' in his writing, but never explained what it meant.

by DL the Anti-Ecumenist December 8, 2020

Middle eastern steamwell

It’s the thing where two jacked middle eastern midgets strap you down and poop on your chest while you’re being water boarded while. Swag.

Yo bro, that girl I picked up last night was such a freak she let me do a middle eastern steamwell

by Loose seal January 27, 2021

Eastern Washington

120 degrees in the summer, -20 degrees in the winter. Everyone smokes fucking weed. Every day is 4/20. Literally empty except for one or two cities here and there and some stupid weed shops. Most people there are probably active on r/trees.

Q: Hey i wanna smoke weed legally where should I go?
A: EASTERN WASHINGTON IS THE PLACE- Oh yeah, it's empty there.

by Omskmapping July 7, 2022

Bristol Eastern

A highschool in Bristol CT made of soft bitches that swear they the shit on god, but then when they get into something they get their shit rocked. The girls are ugly af and the only hot ones are guaranteed to be a hoe.

I heard she goes to Bristol Eastern dawg, I wouldn’t go after her.

by Silence-_-TK June 27, 2022