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ear pollution

Very similar to noise pollution; ear pollution is generally regarded as music that is audible to a listener who's taste in musical genres differs greatly from the music currently playing.

For example, a metal song (such as by Anthrax or Metallica) playing within earshot of a listener of adult contemporary or country western music playing rather loudly when the listener is a metalhead would be considered by that listener as ear pollution.
Turn that gosh darn-diddly-arn ear pollution down willya?!? I'm trying to get some Kenny Rogers in over here!!!
by Telephony May 3, 2016
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Ear-hustling

When someone is overhearing another's conversation; usually intentionally
Jane, don't try ear-hustling when I talk to John about planning your suprise party!
by TeshaB October 21, 2006
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Ear phone check

When you put your finger in your ear to remove little wax in your ear before putting on earphones.
Alexander: ohhh danm carter next time do and Ear phone check before you put on my earphones. You got some wax on them.
Carter: my pleasure Alex.
by slickcj January 5, 2010
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ear muffies

when uffy's use vulgar language in front of mini uffy's they shout, "ear muffies!" and the mini uffy's put their hands on top of their ears. this prevents the mini uffy's from mimicking vulgarities at holiday meals, easter egg hunts, or in houses of worship.
fluffy- "so i told that fucking arse to shut up or put up."
"oh, whoops." "i forgot ur little uffy's were
in the room."

muffy- "next time just say, "ear muffies!"

buffy- "yeah, now you can toatally skank it up you"...
"EAR MUFFY'S!" "YOU SKANKY HO!"
by robyn cason January 21, 2008
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ear worm

A (usually annoying) song that gets stuck in your head.

They can be erradicated by singing the Gilligan's Island theme song.
"Who Let the Dogs Out has been stuck in my head all day."

"You can get rid of your ear worm by singing the Gilligan's Island theme song."
by Caffeh March 27, 2005
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Ear Fucker

When someone talks too much and all you really hear is blah blah blah blah – well that person is an “ear fucker”.
Boyfriend/Husband/Whatever: "You know what blah blah blah blah *insert your name here* blah blah blah." Your response: "Don't be such an ear fucker!" shut up!
by The Queen! October 12, 2009
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ear pussy

The pussy inside a man or woman's ear that only the best bands can fuck with their amazing music and only their amazing music.
Dude#1: "Damn! That band is so good they rocked the shit out of my ear pussy! What about you?"

Dude#2: "My ear pussy's hurt. I think their bleeding!"
by browning55626 September 23, 2010
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