penial disfunction

Something that your gran pa has

Hey gramma are you stuffing the marsh mellows into the piggy bank?
Yeah but I call it penial disfunction

by MrNobody:P May 6, 2017

Gamectile Dysfunction

Playing a video game so badly, you are ashamed to own anything having to do with video games in general.

Guy 1:Did you see Tom get pwned in the Madden Challenge Tournament yesterday?
Guy 2:Yeah. Classic case of gamectile dysfunction.
Guy 1:Total pwnage

by Kramnelladoow April 5, 2007

Erectile dysfunction

When you get a boner really easily. When you have erectile dysfunction you will see a single person and immediately get hard.

I have erectile dysfunction

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019

Anal Dysfunction

When your anus is not functioning from being clogged. It can only be cured by making another hole in your ass.

George put Advil up his anus because of his anal dysfunction

by Anal_dysfunction January 19, 2011

[directile disfunction]

one who has a great deal of trouble of with directions.

isabella: "where's the bubble tea place?"
lily: "2 blocks to the left, then 1 block up, and then 6 blocks east"
priscilla: "fool, it's right across the street!"
isabella: "dannng girl you got yo self a bad case of directile disfunction"

by lilllllly December 16, 2008

Dysfunctional Jerry

Absolute and utter retardedness, flowing immensily from thine vains, progressing to insanity. Beyond retardation.

If dysfunctional Jerry would just sit down, i could watch this fucking powder puff football game at Byers Field.

by Christopher Dunigan/Kelli Shetler November 11, 2004

Erectile dysfunction

Inability to get it up.

Everything about Paulie was dysfunctional, he was impotent around the opposite sex. Erectile dysfunction was just a surface symptom.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2021