Due to the sheer size of elephants, Finding a Doorknob in the Dark refers to how they mate. They mount and then just stay there until the males genitalia finds its way in.
Did you see those elephants? It looked like he had no idea where he was supposed to put it.
Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.
Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.
by Momo J December 18, 2009
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by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021
A sexual act in which you reach up a woman's vagina, grab her cervix, and twist it; like a doorknob.
Things were getting pretty spicy in the bedroom last night so I reached up and gave her the doorknob.
by Paddy V February 25, 2023
Doorknobbing- When you put someone'seye socket against a doorknob and kick the back of their head into the door.
by Ubanman February 20, 2018