deadass a doorknob

Why did you search this up?are you ok?are you an idiot?did you misspell something?Perhaps you’re uneducated..

“Wow you’re deadass a doorknob”

by Lettuce_From_Hell August 21, 2021

Dusty Doorknob

An idiot, used as alternative to "dumb fuck"

How could you not do the simplest thing, you dusty doorknob!

by NicoZee June 5, 2024

Straight as the inside of a doorknob

A phrase used to indicate that yourself or someone you know is straight.

I'd never kiss Greg man, I'm as straight as the inside of a doorknob!

by Rat-Lord June 5, 2024

Doorknob

An item that can keep your door from opening randomly.

Doorknob is good though mine broke. :(

by Someweirddude2010 June 24, 2021

The Doorknob

A sexual act in which you reach up a woman's vagina, grab her cervix, and twist it; like a doorknob.

Things were getting pretty spicy in the bedroom last night so I reached up and gave her the doorknob.

by Paddy V February 25, 2023

Lockable Doorknob

A doorknob that locks.

Nick from target needs to buy a “lockable doorknob.”

by ace_of_spades07 September 1, 2025

Doorknob

Used to open a door
A useless person

Open the door with the doorknob

Your such a doorknob

by Sam234 August 1, 2014